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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1020 on: November 18, 2016, 05:11:40 AM »
Quote from: odeon on November 18, 2016, 12:49:12 AM
I met with a friend over lunch last week. Afterwards, we had coffee and I managed to knock over my cup, pouring the contents over my crotch. I'm not sure what hurt me more, the hot coffee or the embarrassment. :-[

  I hope you're OK, but I'm laughing like a loon right now because of that silly word crotch. :rofl:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1021 on: November 18, 2016, 11:43:49 AM »
Quote from: odeon on November 18, 2016, 12:49:12 AM
I met with a friend over lunch last week. Afterwards, we had coffee and I managed to knock over my cup, pouring the contents over my crotch. I'm not sure what hurt me more, the hot coffee or the embarrassment. :-[

ouch. that's only meant to happen in comedy films .

i'm usually the one who  does things like that in real life (when I worked as barmaid, they swiftly learned not to send me round, collecting the empties from the tables. too many drinks in too many laps  :-[  but  luckily that was before they started serving  hot coffee in bars *phew* )

i don't suppose a  :plus:  workl as much of a salve, but have one, anyway  :LOL:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1022 on: November 18, 2016, 02:54:03 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on November 18, 2016, 02:08:50 AM
Quote from: odeon on November 18, 2016, 12:49:12 AM
I met with a friend over lunch last week. Afterwards, we had coffee and I managed to knock over my cup, pouring the contents over my crotch. I'm not sure what hurt me more, the hot coffee or the embarrassment. :-[
I hope you wore dark pants. Ouch though.

A long coat, thankfully. :zoinks:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1023 on: November 18, 2016, 02:56:04 PM »
Quote from: Walkie on November 18, 2016, 11:43:49 AM
Quote from: odeon on November 18, 2016, 12:49:12 AM
I met with a friend over lunch last week. Afterwards, we had coffee and I managed to knock over my cup, pouring the contents over my crotch. I'm not sure what hurt me more, the hot coffee or the embarrassment. :-[

ouch. that's only meant to happen in comedy films .

i'm usually the one who  does things like that in real life (when I worked as barmaid, they swiftly learned not to send me round, collecting the empties from the tables. too many drinks in too many laps  :-[  but  luckily that was before they started serving  hot coffee in bars *phew* )

i don't suppose a  :plus:  workl as much of a salve, but have one, anyway  :LOL:

Actually, once I was over the initial, um, excitement, I laughed like a loon, and so did my friend. And the people dining at the table next to ours.

But thanks for the commiserations.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1024 on: November 19, 2016, 11:08:23 AM »
  Having my first cup of the day, and it's a little past noon.  Too much time sleeping!  :dream:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1025 on: November 19, 2016, 02:09:07 PM »
coffee sounds good right now.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1026 on: January 11, 2017, 07:02:59 AM »
  I'm drinking some now, black because I'm out of half-and-half.  :arrr:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1027 on: February 19, 2017, 06:16:42 AM »
  Just a few more sips, then it's time for work! :pirate:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1028 on: April 06, 2017, 10:35:33 AM »
How the hell did this thread go dark?

I'm so damn tired I think I might die.  :tea: :tea: :tea: :tea: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :spaz:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1029 on: April 07, 2017, 05:07:14 AM »
Quote from: Meowsy McDermott on April 06, 2017, 10:35:33 AM
How the hell did this thread go dark?

I'm so damn tired I think I might die.  :tea: :tea: :tea: :tea: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :spaz:

  Did the :coffee: make you feel better?    :yawn:   -----> :pirate:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1030 on: April 07, 2017, 05:58:55 AM »
Having some now.

Cream and sugar.
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1031 on: April 07, 2017, 12:36:43 PM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on April 07, 2017, 05:07:14 AM
Quote from: Meowsy McDermott on April 06, 2017, 10:35:33 AM
How the hell did this thread go dark?

I'm so damn tired I think I might die.  :tea: :tea: :tea: :tea: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :spaz:

  Did the :coffee: make you feel better?    :yawn:   -----> :pirate:

Eventually  :yawn:
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1032 on: April 08, 2017, 02:12:34 AM »
:coffee:

Saving lives. :M
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1033 on: April 08, 2017, 06:07:03 AM »
  I'm having some right now :coffee: to fortify my tired self!
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Re: Coffee thread.
« Reply #1034 on: April 09, 2017, 07:33:56 AM »
On my first cup. :yawn:
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