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[El-Presidente]

It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.

It only was censored in the US, I think.

Americans are so conservative. They get all indignant about a 'wardrobe malfunction' but in the UK you get tits in the morning paper.

[odeon]

It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.

It only was censored in the US, I think.

The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?

[P7PSP]

It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.

It only was censored in the US, I think.

The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?

No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do. 

[McGiver]

Duck Dynasty is all of America wrapped up neatly into one thirty minute show.

[odeon]

It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.

It only was censored in the US, I think.

The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?

No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do. 

That's why you need to censor an innocent Brit's f-words in an approved-for-kids film? 

["couldbecousin"]

It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.

It only was censored in the US, I think.

The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?

No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do. 

That's why you need to censor an innocent Brit's f-words in an approved-for-kids film? 

  Clean language in the presence of children is what makes America great!      Don't mess with success!

[McGiver]

You wear irony well.

[El-Presidente]

It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.

It only was censored in the US, I think.

The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?

No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do. 

That's why you need to censor an innocent Brit's f-words in an approved-for-kids film? 

  Clean language in the presence of children is what makes America great!      Don't mess with success!

Call someone a dirty fucking cunt in front of a a British child and the child won't blink.

['andersom']

It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.

It only was censored in the US, I think.

The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?

No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do. 

Heard the swearing scene a few times this evening, while my daughter is watching tv. It's used as a trailer.

['andersom']

It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.

It only was censored in the US, I think.

The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?

No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do. 

Ah, you seem to be the expert on this. Please, explain the problem my youngest presented me with, this very evening, about moral superior Americans.
"Why can Americans show everything of the boob, apart from the nipple, when the nipple is the bit all humans have, man and woman alike?"

(Hoping for a clever answer, to astonish her tomorrow at breakfast.)

["couldbecousin"]

It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.

It only was censored in the US, I think.

The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?

No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do. 

That's why you need to censor an innocent Brit's f-words in an approved-for-kids film? 

  Clean language in the presence of children is what makes America great!      Don't mess with success!

Call someone a dirty fucking cunt in front of a a British child and the child won't blink.

  Damien was a British child, well, by adoption anyway. 

['andersom']

It's a brilliant film. If it was censored, I certainly didn't notice it.

It only was censored in the US, I think.

The Americans needed to be protected against its sheer vileness?

No. We just have better morals than you fucking Euros do. 

Ah, you seem to be the expert on this. Please, explain the problem my youngest presented me with, this very evening, about moral superior Americans.
"Why can Americans show everything of the boob, apart from the nipple, when the nipple is the bit all humans have, man and woman alike?"

(Hoping for a clever answer, to astonish her tomorrow at breakfast.)

Hey Cassanova F. when will you answer this pressing matter of utter importance?

[McGiver]

"Why can Americans show everything of the boob, apart from the nipple, when the nipple is the bit all humans have, man and woman alike?"

Protestant influence?

[Pyraxis]

Women's nipples are different. They're turgid.

[McGiver]

tur·gid 
/ˈtərjid/
Adjective
Swollen and distended or congested: "a turgid and fast-moving river".
(of language or style) Tediously pompous or bombastic: "some turgid verses on the death of Prince Albert".
Synonyms
swollen - puffy - tumid - pompous - bloated - inflated