Happy birthday to you
You live in a Zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too
Because you are a macho swaggering little prick I am going to cyber loan you my Glock 21 with custom long slide and 6" KKM barrel and 500 rounds of Buffalo Bore 200 grain 45 Super Gold Dot loads @ 1200 feet per second @ the muzzle nominal.
I'd love to take that thing out to the range man. I have nothing impressive myself, really. I got an 870 express that I can switch out for slugs or shot. And I put a pistolgrip on it and a laser sight to make it look like an ASSAULT WEAPON lol. Its a fun gun, good for turkey hunting.
The second part of your screen name always bouces around my synapses like that Rage. Maybe it wouldn't if I was a gamer? 
YEah if you'd played fft, you'd have the right image in your head for beoulve. Good game.
Happy Birthday Big Fella 
Thanks man. Many more, I hope.
May Allah smile upon you oh powerful one.Joyful greetings on the day you were born by your mother, mewling and smeared in crimson gore.
Yes I caused my mother much pain on the day I was born. The blazing power of my body was almost too much for her, and the doctor gasped in amazement at my full beard and eight inch package at only a couple of seconds old.
May your birthday be filled with 
Yeah I don't get any these days, but I have a gf so its cool.
Yay!
Thanks hunbun.
Happy Birthday.
I will jack, thanks.
Awesome cak- hey what the fuck you fucking fool, be careful with that sword! It'll cut your ass wide open!
Happy Birthday Rage
Thanks man. Keep fighting the power, yourself.
Happy Birthday, Mate. 
You bet O-man. We don't have anchor steam around here, but i'll have a couple of Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey instead.
was it something I said?