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Is Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 03, 2014, 06:17:46 PMIs Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big? Both. He's bottom heavy.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 05, 2014, 12:21:26 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 03, 2014, 06:17:46 PMIs Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big? Both. He's bottom heavy. You will pay for this.
Quote from: odeon on December 05, 2014, 12:25:08 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 05, 2014, 12:21:26 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 03, 2014, 06:17:46 PMIs Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big? Both. He's bottom heavy. You will pay for this.If you can catch me.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 05, 2014, 12:33:42 AMQuote from: odeon on December 05, 2014, 12:25:08 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 05, 2014, 12:21:26 AMQuote from: Gopher Gary on December 03, 2014, 06:17:46 PMIs Odeon a tiny man, or are his balls just really big? Both. He's bottom heavy. You will pay for this.If you can catch me. Here I am, chasing you with a couple of my friends. You'd better hope you're faster than we are.
Perhaps the roles will be reversed at some point.
The chef can do the moonwalk.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 06:51:44 AMThe chef can do the moonwalk.The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 02:38:28 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 06:51:44 AMThe chef can do the moonwalk.The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.Odeon will run into it first.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 02:41:27 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 02:38:28 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 06:51:44 AMThe chef can do the moonwalk.The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.Odeon will run into it first. Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 02:55:32 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 02:41:27 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 02:38:28 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 06:51:44 AMThe chef can do the moonwalk.The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.Odeon will run into it first. Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.That seems like something he'd do.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 03:09:41 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 02:55:32 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 02:41:27 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 02:38:28 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 06:51:44 AMThe chef can do the moonwalk.The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.Odeon will run into it first. Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.That seems like something he'd do. That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,on the grill.
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 03:21:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 03:09:41 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 02:55:32 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 02:41:27 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 02:38:28 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 06:51:44 AMThe chef can do the moonwalk.The moment he stops doing that, you will run into his knife.Odeon will run into it first. Unless it is a trap, and he and the chef are in it together, to lure you into a false sense of safety.That seems like something he'd do. That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,on the grill.I'll offer a sacrifice in my place:
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 03:23:53 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 03:21:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 03:09:41 PMThat seems like something he'd do. That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,on the grill.I'll offer a sacrifice in my place: I think Odeon wants meat, and a hatched egg will not do either. Not enough meat. Ancient Mastodon flesh has an aroma that is irresistible for most northern people. (You'd better watch your back when Zegh is around too).
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 03:21:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 03:09:41 PMThat seems like something he'd do. That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,on the grill.I'll offer a sacrifice in my place:
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 03:09:41 PMThat seems like something he'd do. That whole "Odeon is sexy" thing is a distraction. It is all about YOUR body,on the grill.
That seems like something he'd do.