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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2013, 02:26:55 PM »


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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2013, 10:46:15 AM »
So wait man, you're saying the aliens breathed through their dicks with the help of penith sheaths? :thumbup:
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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2013, 01:31:39 PM »


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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2013, 01:52:49 PM »
Fucking comedy platinum.
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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2013, 02:48:48 PM »


PENITH SHEATH
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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2013, 02:51:28 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 01, 2013, 02:59:38 AM
Over twenty years ago, I met this SDA theologian, who handed me a book he had written, combining Erich von Däniken, Kabbalah and SDA thoughts into something completely new.

I should not have thrown this book out last year, it was awesome.  :flyingbat:
:zombiefuck: I have family that are SDA. That must have been one weird batch of eclecticism.  :lol1:
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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2013, 02:58:08 PM »
I'm serious. This guy has done many meme worthy things, but the one that takes the cake to me is talking about penis sheaths in relation to possible extraterrestrial influence.

You could use that little clip in all popular culture to illustrate someone talking nonsense in the background, and many other things.
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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2013, 11:52:48 AM »
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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2013, 11:58:12 AM »
How does a joke make you sad? I'm pretty sure everyone here thinks he's an idiot, zegh. Speak up. You're among people who agree with you.
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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2013, 12:09:36 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 06, 2013, 11:58:12 AM
How does a joke make you sad? I'm pretty sure everyone here thinks he's an idiot, zegh. Speak up. You're among people who agree with you.

What, it was a joke?
Does he or does he really not talk about penis sheaths?
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I'm not sure I can handle any more from this guy.

You know, it's something personal, lately I've had it up to here with mentally ill people. My retarded fucking neighbor, whom I have mentioned before, he keeps asking me if I've heard "someone knocking on the windows at night" and stuff, the guy is FUCKING NUTS, and he DOESN'T REALIZE, and it drives ME insane :I :I:I
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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2013, 12:30:17 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on March 06, 2013, 12:09:36 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 06, 2013, 11:58:12 AM
How does a joke make you sad? I'm pretty sure everyone here thinks he's an idiot, zegh. Speak up. You're among people who agree with you.

What, it was a joke?
Does he or does he really not talk about penis sheaths?
:I

I'm not sure I can handle any more from this guy.

You know, it's something personal, lately I've had it up to here with mentally ill people. My retarded fucking neighbor, whom I have mentioned before, he keeps asking me if I've heard "someone knocking on the windows at night" and stuff, the guy is FUCKING NUTS, and he DOESN'T REALIZE, and it drives ME insane :I :I:I

Well I don't think this guy is mentally ill. I think he is making a big chunk of cash off this little phenomenon, which is likely his motivation for regarding penish sheaths as extraterrestrial technology. I'm sure the fellow believes that we may have been visited in the past by extraterrestrials, and I personally wouldn't discount that.

He gyrates towards the more grandiose "evidence" and "theories" because he gets to talk about penis sheaths and god flying a spaceship on the history channel. How is that not hilarious?
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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2013, 12:47:13 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 06, 2013, 12:30:17 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on March 06, 2013, 12:09:36 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 06, 2013, 11:58:12 AM
How does a joke make you sad? I'm pretty sure everyone here thinks he's an idiot, zegh. Speak up. You're among people who agree with you.

What, it was a joke?
Does he or does he really not talk about penis sheaths?
:I

I'm not sure I can handle any more from this guy.

You know, it's something personal, lately I've had it up to here with mentally ill people. My retarded fucking neighbor, whom I have mentioned before, he keeps asking me if I've heard "someone knocking on the windows at night" and stuff, the guy is FUCKING NUTS, and he DOESN'T REALIZE, and it drives ME insane :I :I:I

Well I don't think this guy is mentally ill. I think he is making a big chunk of cash off this little phenomenon, which is likely his motivation for regarding penish sheaths as extraterrestrial technology. I'm sure the fellow believes that we may have been visited in the past by extraterrestrials, and I personally wouldn't discount that.

He gyrates towards the more grandiose "evidence" and "theories" because he gets to talk about penis sheaths and god flying a spaceship on the history channel. How is that not hilarious?

It is and it isn't :D
It is comedic, what he says, and all
But it is depressing that this is accepted as "science" by the common man and our society. That the level of criticism is so rock bottom, that we accept this prick as someone capable of educating us :I
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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2013, 12:56:10 PM »
Mostly stupid rednecks and people who've killed half their brain with drugs believe things like this, dude.

And maybe tom cruise.

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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2013, 12:58:40 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 06, 2013, 12:56:10 PM
Mostly stupid rednecks and people who've killed half their brain with drugs believe things like this, dude.

And maybe tom cruise.



Enough people to warrant even airing these douchebags on tv.

That's where 'I come from' here, it's like placing up a camera to film a still little turd on a plate for 4 hours. Sure, you could say "but only retard turd-lovers watch that show", but come on...
No country should have that much of a market for turd-lovers. It is a symptom :I
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Re: Oh to hell with this. Ancient astronauts.
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2013, 01:04:14 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on March 06, 2013, 12:58:40 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on March 06, 2013, 12:56:10 PM
Mostly stupid rednecks and people who've killed half their brain with drugs believe things like this, dude.

And maybe tom cruise.



Enough people to warrant even airing these douchebags on tv.

That's where 'I come from' here, it's like placing up a camera to film a still little turd on a plate for 4 hours. Sure, you could say "but only retard turd-lovers watch that show", but come on...
No country should have that much of a market for turd-lovers. It is a symptom :I

Dude I ain't even mad. You think thats the worst thing on tv in america? Explain this bullshit to me then.

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"I’m fearless in my heart.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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