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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2013, 07:20:45 PM »
Well, you did say anorexic women. :laugh:
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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2013, 09:38:58 PM »
If your peepee is too tiny to masturbate with fingers or tweezers, you can get off on tiny dick humiliation.

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MicroTinyDick said: On May 10, 2011

Well I totally understand exactly where your are coming from. Your itty bitty dick is almost exactly like mine. We could be tiny dick twins. Mine has no shaft either and only a small head. I am also about 3/4″ hard. I hope you are able to do what I have done and find a Mistress to serve. My mistress constantly beats me to a pulp but allows me to suck on her real men dicks that she fucks and sometimes I even get to lick their cum out of her pussy when they are done if I have been a real good slut. That is my life and the best that I could ever hope for.
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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2013, 09:48:16 PM »
Quote from: Uppity Retard on February 26, 2013, 09:38:58 PM
If your peepee is too tiny to masturbate with fingers or tweezers, you can get off on tiny dick humiliation.

http://www.ratemypindick.com/button-dick


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MicroTinyDick said: On May 10, 2011

Well I totally understand exactly where your are coming from. Your itty bitty dick is almost exactly like mine. We could be tiny dick twins. Mine has no shaft either and only a small head. I am also about 3/4″ hard. I hope you are able to do what I have done and find a Mistress to serve. My mistress constantly beats me to a pulp but allows me to suck on her real men dicks that she fucks and sometimes I even get to lick their cum out of her pussy when they are done if I have been a real good slut. That is my life and the best that I could ever hope for.

In many European countries at least, "micropenis" is a legitimate reason to be granted surgery that is covered as any kind of medical treatment, as part of public health care. For women, the same is true for completely flat/deformed boobs, to have them altered.
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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2013, 09:59:09 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 26, 2013, 09:48:16 PM
Quote from: Uppity Retard on February 26, 2013, 09:38:58 PM
If your peepee is too tiny to masturbate with fingers or tweezers, you can get off on tiny dick humiliation.

http://www.ratemypindick.com/button-dick


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MicroTinyDick said: On May 10, 2011

Well I totally understand exactly where your are coming from. Your itty bitty dick is almost exactly like mine. We could be tiny dick twins. Mine has no shaft either and only a small head. I am also about 3/4″ hard. I hope you are able to do what I have done and find a Mistress to serve. My mistress constantly beats me to a pulp but allows me to suck on her real men dicks that she fucks and sometimes I even get to lick their cum out of her pussy when they are done if I have been a real good slut. That is my life and the best that I could ever hope for.

In many European countries at least, "micropenis" is a legitimate reason to be granted surgery that is covered as any kind of medical treatment, as part of public health care. For women, the same is true for completely flat/deformed boobs, to have them altered.

Do they stretch the skin on the penis for a few months till there is enough to enlarge it? They did that with a burn victim. Filled bags of (I think) saline for a few months till there was enough stretched skin to reconstruct the face.


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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2013, 10:46:37 PM »
  *observes penis anxiety, settles contentedly in chair to continue celibate life*  :autism:
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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2013, 04:54:11 AM »
I saw a penis enlargement process on embarrassing bodies just yesterday.  The poor guy had his danglies ripped off when he was dragged along the road in a RTA.  They rebuilt it using tissue and skin from his forearm.

The result was quite good although recovery was a while due to infection, which, let's face it, here in the uk, must happen a lot.  He is lucky he was not just given a jar of leeches.
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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2013, 10:58:20 AM »
Quote from: SHUNNED on February 27, 2013, 04:54:11 AM
I saw a penis enlargement process on embarrassing bodies just yesterday.  The poor guy had his danglies ripped off when he was dragged along the road in a RTA.  They rebuilt it using tissue and skin from his forearm.

The result was quite good although recovery was a while due to infection, which, let's face it, here in the uk, must happen a lot.  He is lucky he was not just given a jar of leeches.

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I saw a penis enlargement process on embarrassing bodies just yesterday.  The poor guy had his danglies ripped off when he was dragged along the road in a RTA. They rebuilt it using tissue and skin from his forearm.

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The poor guy had his danglies ripped off when he was dragged along the road in a RTA.

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The poor guy had his danglies ripped off

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RIPPED OFF

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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2013, 11:43:45 AM »
Enlarge your brow and jawline. This seems to be viewed as "healthy" by females.
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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2013, 11:48:13 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on February 27, 2013, 11:43:45 AM
Enlarge your brow and jawline. This seems to be viewed as "healthy" by females.

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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2013, 11:52:27 AM »
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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2013, 01:32:44 PM »
Quote from: SHUNNED on February 27, 2013, 04:54:11 AM
I saw a penis enlargement process on embarrassing bodies just yesterday.  The poor guy had his danglies ripped off when he was dragged along the road in a RTA.  They rebuilt it using tissue and skin from his forearm.

The result was quite good although recovery was a while due to infection, which, let's face it, here in the uk, must happen a lot.  He is lucky he was not just given a jar of leeches.

Forearm to foreskin how appropriate :2thumbsup: 
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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2013, 01:52:20 PM »
The pictures posted by ZEGH and Rage are a good example of something a cousin once told me.  The Pill has led to women preferring "feminized" men.  As women procreate with "feminized" men their sons will be geneticaly "feminized."  This preference does seem to fit with the general popular male image.  Ron Perelman is older than Heath Ledge and certainly more "rugged and manly".  And yes, I know there are quite a few exceptions in both generations.

Sorry if I've offended any men here.  I know that all of you are just perfect, and I'd be glad to date any one of you if I was single.  (Not that ya'll would necessarily date me -lol.)
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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2013, 01:57:34 PM »
No, you're right. I never considered the pill to be the culprit though.
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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2013, 01:58:25 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 27, 2013, 11:48:13 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on February 27, 2013, 11:43:45 AM
Enlarge your brow and jawline. This seems to be viewed as "healthy" by females.



He has always creeped me out for some reason and I have a hard time watching things with him in it
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Re: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!
« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2013, 02:06:28 PM »
Quote from: Parts on February 27, 2013, 01:58:25 PM
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on February 27, 2013, 11:48:13 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on February 27, 2013, 11:43:45 AM
Enlarge your brow and jawline. This seems to be viewed as "healthy" by females.



He has always creeped me out for some reason and I have a hard time watching things with him in it

How can someone with the middle name of Francis be creepy?
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