ENLARGE YOUR PENIS!!!

[ZEGH8578]

Or don't. It's your choise.

Besides, the only actual enlarging procedures are expensive surgeries, that have a high chance of ending up bad. Of course, have in mind that unless your penis classifies as a so-called "micro penis", any insecurity you have concerning the size is mostly unfounded, and only fueled by irrelevant male competitive attitudes, similar to how certain women push themselves for further weight losses, based on how other women percieve them, rather than men. Men want curves and forms, we all know, but we still get the blame for anorectic women. Women want a man who can care and provide, and sometimes chase unwanted people away, his penis needs to be big enough to function its purpose, and most penises are precisely this size. The only difference is men aren't even observant enough to blame either men or women for their penis-size insecurities.

One of the more frustrating arguments I've had with females, have been to argue for them to NOT loose weight, and NOT get boob enlargements, when they desired to, based on what other females would think of them.

ENLARGE UR BALLS!!!

[Al Swearegen]

That was something I am pleased about. I missed out on all the dick size insecurity bullshit growing up BECAUSE I was not that social. I knew about how to have sex long before I actually had it and knew how big an erect dick was supposed to be. Even as a teenager I figured it was about the right size then so I had no insecurities by the time I had sex. It was only some time after that, that I actually understood it was something to stress over. It was too late for me to by then 

As to our other bits? There is always gonna be someone prettier more chiselled stronger more athletic or whatever than you. So who gives a shit?

[ZEGH8578]

That was something I am pleased about. I missed out on all the dick size insecurity bullshit growing up BECAUSE I was not that social. I knew about how to have sex long before I actually had it and knew how big an erect dick was supposed to be. Even as a teenager I figured it was about the right size then so I had no insecurities by the time I had sex. It was only some time after that, that I actually understood it was something to stress over. It was too late for me to by then 

As to our other bits? There is always gonna be someone prettier more chiselled stronger more athletic or whatever than you. So who gives a shit?

I agree, I never had the insecurities either, thanks to much of the same reasons, amongst other also a very matter-of-fact way of thinking about it.
But it strikes me what an enormous business insecurity is

[bodie]

willy's look silly when not hard

like the last turkey in the shop

[Al Swearegen]

Men are ugly creatures full stop. No idea what women see in them. Glad they do.

[ZEGH8578]

Agree and agree

[Queen Victoria]

But, but, I don't have a penis!   

Wait, I don't need one, Prince Albert has one.  Whew.

[ZEGH8578]

That's the wonder with human reproductive organs. If you lack the opposite one, you can always borrow it from someone who has it!

[Jack]

but we still get the blame for anorectic women.

Really?

[Queen Victoria]

That's the wonder with human reproductive organs. If you lack the opposite one, you can always borrow it from someone who has it!

And if you can't borrow it, you can always use an American Express Platinum Card to buy one.

[ZEGH8578]

but we still get the blame for anorectic women.

Really?

Yes. I've been told more than once that men are to blame for the western "beauty ideal" - by the logic of men "demand" women be anorectically thin - which prompts them to starve and get thin.
My mother is an eager proponent to this view, and has reminded me on many occasions how shallow and superficial men are
We ARE tho, shallow and superficial that is, but we always prefer a healthy body, rather than skinny. The skinnyness comes mostly from the whole supermodel scene, which is related to fashion and design. This rubs over on music videos and such media (tv series and movies sometimes do a slightly better job at showing varied body shapes), which further rubs off on young impressionable girls, making them starve and look superthin, with the impression that this is what society/men wants - but even so, they actively do it in competition with other girls. A guys opinion about wether or not his gf is thin enough is almost never of any consequence to the girl
Thereof annoying arguments I have had in the past "Nooooooo, you do NOT... NOT need to lose any weight!" "Hmmm. I think you're wrong "

[Icequeen]

It's not about the size of the tool, it's how you use it.

Ask any woman that's sampled the wares over the years, bet she'll tell you the same.

[ZEGH8578]

It's not about the size of the tool, it's how you use it.

Ask any woman that's sampled the wares over the years, bet she'll tell you the same.

I've been told that before I find it to not make all that much sense either, one have to be really crappy at reproduction if they manage to not use it right
*tries to insert sideways*
*twitches and jerks arbitrarily*

Actually, a friend of mine has had the sad "honor" of making a girl fall asleep during the act. But it was rather his overall attitude that made her fall asleep. At the time he was under the impression that any sort of firmness would constitute "discrimination against women" :'D

[Jack]

but we still get the blame for anorectic women.

Really?

Yes. I've been told more than once that men are to blame for the western "beauty ideal" - by the logic of men "demand" women be anorectically thin - which prompts them to starve and get thin.
My mother is an eager proponent to this view, and has reminded me on many occasions how shallow and superficial men are
We ARE tho, shallow and superficial that is, but we always prefer a healthy body, rather than skinny. The skinnyness comes mostly from the whole supermodel scene, which is related to fashion and design. This rubs over on music videos and such media (tv series and movies sometimes do a slightly better job at showing varied body shapes), which further rubs off on young impressionable girls, making them starve and look superthin, with the impression that this is what society/men wants - but even so, they actively do it in competition with other girls. A guys opinion about wether or not his gf is thin enough is almost never of any consequence to the girl
Thereof annoying arguments I have had in the past "Nooooooo, you do NOT... NOT need to lose any weight!" "Hmmm. I think you're wrong "

Oh, okay. See what you're saying now. Thin appeal in general, not necessarily those diagnosed with the actual mental disorder...which isn't all that common, even less so than ASD.

[ZEGH8578]

but we still get the blame for anorectic women.

Really?

Yes. I've been told more than once that men are to blame for the western "beauty ideal" - by the logic of men "demand" women be anorectically thin - which prompts them to starve and get thin.
My mother is an eager proponent to this view, and has reminded me on many occasions how shallow and superficial men are
We ARE tho, shallow and superficial that is, but we always prefer a healthy body, rather than skinny. The skinnyness comes mostly from the whole supermodel scene, which is related to fashion and design. This rubs over on music videos and such media (tv series and movies sometimes do a slightly better job at showing varied body shapes), which further rubs off on young impressionable girls, making them starve and look superthin, with the impression that this is what society/men wants - but even so, they actively do it in competition with other girls. A guys opinion about wether or not his gf is thin enough is almost never of any consequence to the girl
Thereof annoying arguments I have had in the past "Nooooooo, you do NOT... NOT need to lose any weight!" "Hmmm. I think you're wrong "

Oh, okay. See what you're saying now. Thin appeal in general, not necessarily those diagnosed with the actual mental disorder...which isn't all that common, even less so than ASD.

Too litteral, aspie!