Marx, everybody hurts. You aren't the one with the "most fucked up mind" in here, and far from it. You aren't the one who does the most drugs either. But all that is irrelevant.
If you are here for a specific agenda, some plan, someone you got a beef with, someone you wanna troll or surprise or confuse, then do it, and gtfo.
If you are here to chat, get to know people, and take part, then do that without trying to shock and impress everyone. Just be a decent fellow, tell us about your day, or whatever opinions you have - even non-shocking opinions. You don't need to be "above average" to be accepted in here, we allready assume that people are off-in-the-head when they show up here in the first place
Consider, would we want to chat with a "character" or an actual person?