God, you are so fucking clueless. He is my boyfriend, dumbass.
Ewwww. If this wasn't an internet thing it would raise images I would never be able to get out of my head.
So, this kind of exonerates you as you are clearly new to the concept of having a relationship and have no clue how to act in one. So I have to forgive you for jumping to his aid like his mother. Unfortunately. this doesn't bode well for poor Rage. I thought maybe he didn't know what you are doing, but clearly he does and is okay with his girlfriend fighting his battles for him. Very manly, very brave. True colors, disappointing.