Annnnd he's gone. Yeah okay. Big man talking about ducking and shit. The minute I have some spare time and am ready to get serious, you disappear. You really are a dick, MLA. 
Why do I have to be online for you to formulate a response?
Faster. I don't have internet at home and the only way I can get this out of the way is if i'm no trying to stay on par with the rest of the class by studying for hours on end in the library with the aid of a tutor after class.
If I get a relatively satisfying amount done during that time, I can use the library's wireless to deal with your nonsense.
Well, you can use that excuse for a while I suppose. First you are too too busy. Now you won't answer my questions unless my name is on your screen so I know you are watching me type. What's next? You need to wash your hair? 
You're such an asshole. Yu know full well that these reasons are related to each other. I was busy with homework yesterday. What the fuck was I supposed to do after that? I ask you? Put my penis in a phone jack when I get home and download my thoughts into the interned to satisfy your needs? I do not have internet. The only time I can use it is at school, and most of the time at school I am extremely busy with SCHOOLWORK. And I cannot stay there all day because I have a personal life, and obligations that go with that.
I make some special time to try and reach a mutual understanding with you today, and you pull the same bullshit you always do, skirting the actual issues, politicking, trying to twist things around so it appears I said something totally different than I did. This is why I do not like lawyers or politicians.
Fuck you. If you're going to keep pulling this crap, I AM wasting my time. Lets get serious here.
