Ask the Future Pope

[Parts]

Forgive me father, for I have sinned ......... 

No need to worry I am bringing back the sale of Indulgences with a special deal buy 9 and get your 10th free

[P7PSP]

Forgive me father, for I have sinned ......... 

No need to worry I am bringing back the sale of Indulgences with a special deal buy 9 and get your 10th free

I don't need indulgences. I have the Holy Handgun of Helsinki. Only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch has greater power. 

[odeon]

The Holy Handgun of Helsinki sounds very powerful.

[P7PSP]

You can't shoot it.  But you can shoot my 460 Magnum if you ever visit California. 

[odeon]

You can't shoot it.  But you can shoot my 460 Magnum if you ever visit California. 

Yay. 

[El]

Pope parts, why does your religion's charismatic leader bleed alcohol, anyway?  I mean, don't get me wrong, it's an awesome superpower...

['andersom']

I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.

It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.

I will make my own campaigning thread.

["couldbecousin"]

I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.

It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.

I will make my own campaigning thread.

  This is so exciting!    What will your papal name be?

['andersom']

I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.

It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.

I will make my own campaigning thread.

  This is so exciting!    What will your papal name be?

I've not decided on that yet. Thinking on what I could be doing for the church, and the world were more on my mind. I'm open to suggestions.

[odeon]

It's going to be difficult to choose.

[Queen Victoria]

I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.

It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.

I will make my own campaigning thread.

  This is so exciting!    What will your papal name be?

Pause Jezebel I

But won't that mean the Catholics will be worshipping the Golden Calf?

["couldbecousin"]

I'm sorry Parts, I won't be voting for you, unless we can make it a tandemjob, so both of us will have lots of alone time too, for more than praying.

It's been my vocation since I was 11 to become the first official female pope. Even more, because the Dutch word for a female pope would be "Pause", and I think the world could do with a break indeed. I've already bought myself a nice new dress, the hat needs some adjustments, to match it. I hope the white smoke will be there for me.

I will make my own campaigning thread.

  This is so exciting!    What will your papal name be?

Pause Jezebel I

But won't that mean the Catholics will be worshipping the Golden Calf?

  Even better than that!  Our bovine Pope is made of pure chocolate! 

[skyblue1]

If parts is the new pope, you will probably find him on saturdays, repairing things around the Vatican

["couldbecousin"]

If parts is the new pope, you will probably find him on saturdays, repairing things around the Vatican

  No more leaky cathedrals      with Pope Parts on the job!

[skyblue1]