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Offline Leto729

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #60 on: December 03, 2006, 11:55:43 PM »
I have been watching movies all day.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #61 on: December 04, 2006, 01:50:12 AM »
Drove the kids to school, and that's about it so far.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #62 on: December 04, 2006, 08:25:07 AM »
I put my kids on the bus and turned the music up, really loud. Hendrix.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #63 on: December 04, 2006, 10:27:46 AM »
Drove the kid to school picked up my paper.  Went to visit the missus at her workplace to bring her a much needed cup of coffee and her paper, then went grocery shopping.  Having a snack and tea before getting some chores done!
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #64 on: December 04, 2006, 10:42:47 AM »
Basically nothing yet.  Nothing compared to what I do somedays.  Low intensity work out for fat burning and reduced overstimulation by ginseng.  Two hours from now, when my check comes, I will buy Jessica a picture cell phone.  I just bought one and need to program it.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #65 on: December 04, 2006, 12:53:56 PM »
I woke up. ;D
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #66 on: December 04, 2006, 01:01:02 PM »
Vacuumed the upstairs bed and bathroom!  And finished the dishes!
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #67 on: December 04, 2006, 01:03:43 PM »
Cut that shit out, man!

You're making me look bad.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #68 on: December 04, 2006, 01:05:46 PM »
 :o Sorry, but I am the HOUSEHUSBAND!  Besides it makes my wife more "appreciative"! :eyebrows:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #69 on: December 04, 2006, 01:31:09 PM »
That's why I'm bitchin'.

I'm the housespouse, too, since my unscheduled "retirement" came four years too early. I do OK, but I'm no detail person. My specialty is preparation of the cuisine we enjoy.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #70 on: December 04, 2006, 03:34:13 PM »
<begin bad Steve Martin imitation>

"WELL, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"  :-*

<end bad Steve Martin imitation> :laugh:

Now if you'll excuse me, it's time to get..................small! :P

+ karma for making you look bad. :eyebrows:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #71 on: December 06, 2006, 10:48:51 AM »
Got annoyed with a telemarketer.  >:D

twat: 'Hello, am I speaking with Mr. Bashir?'
me: 'No, there's no Mr. Bashir here. I think you've got the wrong number'
twat: 'Are you the homeowner?'
me: 'Who wants to know? Is this a sales call? I don't take em'
twat: 'No, its not a sales call. Do you have a mortgage on the property? I'm calling on behalf of ___ Finance, we could save...'
me: 'WHOA! Can I stop you there? Right. This is an ex-directory number. What I'd like you do is take us off your list, go fuck yourself, and never call again. OK? Bye now!'

 :grrr:

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #72 on: December 06, 2006, 10:52:20 AM »
in america, when you ask them to take you off their list they have to, by law.

the go fuck yourself was just a bonus.  nice one Dunc.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #73 on: December 06, 2006, 10:55:39 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 06, 2006, 10:52:20 AM
the go fuck yourself was just a bonus.  nice one Dunc.

Heh. If they don't like being sworn at, they shouldn't call my house. Quite satisfying.  :evillaugh:
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #74 on: December 06, 2006, 10:59:26 AM »
I've offered bonus insults to telemarketer many times. Fills me with a warm glow every time.

Here, we have a statewide 'No-Call" law and there have been some fines levied on the violators. Just get the name of the company and forward it to the state's attorney general's office and they get the message. We used to to get so many calls ... now the only calls we get are from companies you have done business with in the last six months, and only if you want them, otherwise have them remove your number from their call list and they stop calling.

The one thing Indiana State Legislature has gotten right ...
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.
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