Swanson was released from the Mental Hospital... his condition is stable, as long as he cooperates with his doctor's orders to not go near any ponds from now on.
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Who are you and what did you do to Lucifer?
Quote from: odeon on June 11, 2008, 02:29:11 PMWho are you and what did you do to Lucifer?it's okay, it is me. i thought the "hoovering the bed" bit might have given it away.
houseworked. yes, the pod people arrived and took over my brain, and i vacuumed most of the house, cleaned the bath and sink, swept the stairs (handbrush, please note) even washed up. i recovered myself before they made me clean the cooker, though, thank fuck.however, the most fun thing i did today was to vacuum my mattress. i coudln't be arsed spending stupid money on a special "mattress tool" ( ), so yes, i hauled my upright dyson up onto my (very high) bed, and wheeled it all over the mattress! i was cracking up the whole time! just to retain some sense of sanity, though, i didn't get up onto the bed myself, merely orchestrated things from the side.
twelve months ?!i wasn't planning on doing it for another twelve decades.
Installed .Net Visual Studio at work. Worst piece of bloatware I've ever seen. And I broke the office coffee machine. People hate me now.
And I broke the office coffee machine. People hate me now.