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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #840 on: August 27, 2007, 06:22:08 PM »

I talked my mom out of her glasses, sneaked her watch off her, picked her up and threw her into the pool with her clothes on. Yeah, she's seventy years old and was quite shocked, but she had fun with the kids, kicking around in the pool. Her fancy hairdo was shot, but once her ass was wet, she had a blast!

(It's not a real pool. It's a twelve foot by forty two inch vinyl, above-ground jobbie that the kids love.)
Sound fun!  :)

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #841 on: August 27, 2007, 06:46:49 PM »

I talked my mom out of her glasses, sneaked her watch off her, picked her up and threw her into the pool with her clothes on. Yeah, she's seventy years old and was quite shocked, but she had fun with the kids, kicking around in the pool. Her fancy hairdo was shot, but once her ass was wet, she had a blast!

(It's not a real pool. It's a twelve foot by forty two inch vinyl, above-ground jobbie that the kids love.)

 :lol:  Love it!

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #842 on: August 27, 2007, 06:50:23 PM »

I talked my mom out of her glasses, sneaked her watch off her, picked her up and threw her into the pool with her clothes on. Yeah, she's seventy years old and was quite shocked, but she had fun with the kids, kicking around in the pool. Her fancy hairdo was shot, but once her ass was wet, she had a blast!

(It's not a real pool. It's a twelve foot by forty two inch vinyl, above-ground jobbie that the kids love.)
Sound fun!  :)

Yeah, my mom is a tough old Texas gal and was a lot harder to throw into the pool than I expected. It was a great afternooon!
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #843 on: August 27, 2007, 08:44:31 PM »
I scheduled an appointment at the student health center at UW.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #844 on: August 28, 2007, 01:24:00 AM »
Configured a new Linux kernel.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #845 on: August 28, 2007, 03:17:19 AM »
Bought electric tokens.

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #846 on: August 28, 2007, 09:02:31 AM »
Had a small bird fly right into the side of truck committing suicide :o
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #847 on: August 28, 2007, 02:06:30 PM »
Went to the DEQ and passed, went to the DMV for my plates but because my car is under my dad's name, he has to fill out the paperwork. Possible he might have to transfer the title to me because he doesn't live in Oregon unless he puts my name on the title too.

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #848 on: August 28, 2007, 07:20:22 PM »
Went to the school event.  In good ol' Serissa fashion, I didn't talk to anyone under thirty, but did take the opportunity to catch up on a tiny bit of gossip about my thesis mentor getting canned (after I broke the ice by bitching about Sodhexo's chokehold on the food at our campus events).  Further, I perked right the fuck up when internships on campus in my field of interest were mentioned, and I thought to myself,  "I know it's a couple years in the future, but I'd like to start kissing ass on that one ASAP."  Lo and behold, I may have discovered a way to start doing this NOW.  And a way to kill time if when I don't get the assistanceship I'm hoping to don't expect to get.  OK, fine, so I left too early to take home anything left over from the Sodhexo feast as I'd been planning to do, but the evening was quite far from a tiotal loss.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #849 on: August 28, 2007, 11:19:49 PM »
Work then class today. Fun stuff.  Got to hang out with my friend after class and smoke a couple of bowls.  Blah gasoline.  No time for entertainment really, just going to bed for class this morning.   Lack of sleep made up for on the weekend.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #850 on: August 29, 2007, 12:57:35 AM »
Not a lot, yet. Made coffee, drove kid to school, and posted here.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #851 on: August 29, 2007, 03:20:48 AM »
I went to a parents autism group. I am not a parent but they seem to appreciate my input. Booked my car in for a service on Monday.
Forgot to take afternoon medication and after a solid day of socialising, I am going to have a bit of a sleep.
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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #852 on: August 29, 2007, 03:22:16 AM »
Not much yet, but have plans with my daughter for today.

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #853 on: August 29, 2007, 04:28:17 AM »
Went out for a long walk to Broadwalk today, to purchase some games for the GC.

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Re: What have you done today?
« Reply #854 on: August 29, 2007, 10:26:16 AM »
Removed a rotten support post at the condos I do work for after shoring up the building and got it ready to put the new one in tomorrow
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