A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Had a fuckup with my appointment, then sunbathed naked in the garden.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Whilst eating what?
Quote from: calandale on May 01, 2007, 07:23:59 AMWhilst eating what? Damn if only I could honestly answer that the way I want to.
Quote from: Peter on May 01, 2007, 06:33:15 AMHad a fuckup with my appointment, then sunbathed naked in the garden.If I tried that, Mr. Winky, the one-eyed snake, with a tear in his eye, would burn, painfully, in moments and probably become anti-social for a while.
Done some voluntary work, some house chores, and procrastinated on the internet.Ze end.
Quote from: Calamity Jane on May 01, 2007, 10:34:42 AMQuote from: Peter on May 01, 2007, 06:33:15 AMHad a fuckup with my appointment, then sunbathed naked in the garden.If I tried that, Mr. Winky, the one-eyed snake, with a tear in his eye, would burn, painfully, in moments and probably become anti-social for a while.Mine was unscathed. I've never been able to sunbathe in private before because of all the overlooking windows, but there's now a spot in the garden that's shielded on all sides and decently sunny.
This forum becomes more ghey for every day.