LISTEN YOU STUPID CUNT, I'M STARTING TO GET SERIOUSLY FUCKING PISSED OFF NOW, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! IN ALL MY YEARS OF MYSTERIOUSLY BUYING OVER SITES WITHOUT THE PREVIOUS OWNER'S KNOWLEDGE, I HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED SUCH DISRESPECTFUL BEHAVIOUR FROM ONE OF MY CUSTOMERS!!!! WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM, BOY?!!!! EH?!!!! HOW VERY DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE ALMINGTY, SUPREME ADMINISTRATOR LIKE THIS?!!!!
LET ME TELL YOU SON, IF YOU EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN, I'LL TRACK YOUR IP AND BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!!!![/font]
Do as I say, not as I do....
Also, holy felony Batman!
That was technically a threat to do bodily harm.
Well yes, it was the kind of threat you described. A few years ago, I ran a forum for kids, and there was one 12 year old girl who wouldn't obey the rules. I warned here but she didn't listen ... so I tracked her IP, went round to her house with an electric chainsaw, and used it to kill her. The police were horrified at first, but after I explained that she wouldn't stop using the term "poo-poo head" in my forum, they were fine with it.
I don't like having to kill or otherwise physically abuse my users, but sometimes it's necessary.
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