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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #120 on: December 21, 2012, 01:18:55 PM »
The NRA's solution to the shooting also solves the unemployment problem: an armed guard in every school.   :zombiefuck:
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #121 on: December 21, 2012, 03:48:36 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 21, 2012, 01:18:55 PM
The NRA's solution to the shooting also solves the unemployment problem: an armed guard in every school.   :zombiefuck:

And how long would it be before one of them went on a shooting spree
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #122 on: December 21, 2012, 04:23:13 PM »
1791, second amendment, the right to carry arms for everybody being a US citizen.. isn't that a bit 1791-ish, maybe? Anno 2013?

NRA, their lobbyists, are considered evil in most of the world, I add here. In mine they are. Aren't they mostly catholics and jews, I'm wondering now.
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #123 on: December 21, 2012, 04:26:59 PM »
Quote from: lutra on December 21, 2012, 04:23:13 PM
Aren't they mostly catholics and jews, I'm wondering now.

Huh?

Um, no
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #124 on: December 21, 2012, 04:34:48 PM »
Quote from: lutra on December 21, 2012, 04:23:13 PM
1791, second amendment, the right to carry arms for everybody being a US citizen.. isn't that a bit 1791-ish, maybe? Anno 2013?

NRA, their lobbyists, are considered evil in most of the world, I add here. In mine they are. Aren't they mostly catholics and jews, I'm wondering now.

Second part first.  No, in fact Moses (Charlton Heston) is a member.

The Second Amendment is, "A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed."  This was written at a time when the US had a minimal standing military force.  AFAIK, we don't have a militia, much less a well regulated one.  And I'm pretty sure the security of a free state refers to invasion by another country.
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #125 on: December 21, 2012, 04:35:58 PM »
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^ Yes, you're right.. but in that monotheistic spirit, being utmost confident being right, shite goes. Typically jew or cath-like, imo.

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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #126 on: December 21, 2012, 05:30:19 PM »
Not sure what you mean by catholics and jews :dunno:
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #127 on: December 21, 2012, 05:40:23 PM »
Quote from: Parts on December 21, 2012, 03:48:36 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 21, 2012, 01:18:55 PM
The NRA's solution to the shooting also solves the unemployment problem: an armed guard in every school.   :zombiefuck:

And how long would it be before one of them went on a shooting spree

  Oh shit.  I almost thought that was a good idea.  :-[
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #128 on: December 21, 2012, 05:42:02 PM »
Quote from: Parts on December 21, 2012, 05:30:19 PM
Not sure what you mean by catholics and jews :dunno:

  Yeah, who you callin' Catholic?!    :pope:
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #129 on: December 21, 2012, 05:46:12 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 21, 2012, 05:40:23 PM
Quote from: Parts on December 21, 2012, 03:48:36 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 21, 2012, 01:18:55 PM
The NRA's solution to the shooting also solves the unemployment problem: an armed guard in every school.   :zombiefuck:

And how long would it be before one of them went on a shooting spree

  Oh shit.  I almost thought that was a good idea.  :-[

Seriously? Of the types of violence an armed guard is likely to commit, I wouldn't have thought an amok mass shooting spree in the school they're supposed to be protecting (as opposed to say domestic violence or a confrontation on the street or something else) would be the most statistically likely.

Though personally I think if you're going to arm anyone in a school, the teachers are a better idea, because one guard isn't going to have very good coverage.
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #130 on: December 21, 2012, 05:56:56 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on December 21, 2012, 05:46:12 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 21, 2012, 05:40:23 PM
Quote from: Parts on December 21, 2012, 03:48:36 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 21, 2012, 01:18:55 PM
The NRA's solution to the shooting also solves the unemployment problem: an armed guard in every school.   :zombiefuck:

And how long would it be before one of them went on a shooting spree

  Oh shit.  I almost thought that was a good idea.  :-[

Seriously? Of the types of violence an armed guard is likely to commit, I wouldn't have thought an amok mass shooting spree in the school they're supposed to be protecting (as opposed to say domestic violence or a confrontation on the street or something else) would be the most statistically likely.

Though personally I think if you're going to arm anyone in a school, the teachers are a better idea, because one guard isn't going to have very good coverage.

   I recently saw a post on Facebook asking  "Which of these signs would more likely
   deter a shooter?"  First was the standard sign announcing  "No weapons of any kind on
   this property."  The second option was a stick figure of a person leveling a rifle, captioned 

             "Staff heavily armed and trained.
             Any attempt to harm a child
             will be met with deadly force."
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #131 on: December 21, 2012, 06:04:53 PM »
We should arm pimps, paedophiles and drug dealers and give them licenses to operate on school grounds.  They'll make sure that nobody interferes with their kid-pimping, paedophiling and pushing.  We'd have to screen out the necropaedophiles though, so that everyone is fully incentivised to keep the kids alive.
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #132 on: December 21, 2012, 06:06:23 PM »
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #133 on: December 21, 2012, 06:08:05 PM »
^I second that  :zombiefuck:
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Re: School shooting in Newtown, CT
« Reply #134 on: December 21, 2012, 06:10:02 PM »
Call it the Vetinari approach.
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