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« on: December 12, 2012, 06:35:11 PM »
My brother in law who immigrated from the US to Canada and has since become a citizen has become very full of himself and has been irritating my wife with his high and mighty attitude as of late ending every facebook post with a dig about something in the US. Personally I have no problems with Canada it's only of the only other countries I would move to but I need some come backs and snarky comments concerning Canada that will irritate him.  I already asked him how many baby seals he clubbed today.  So anyone have any good ones?
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Re: Canada
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2012, 06:47:44 PM »
From a former Canadian...

Say "eh" a lot. Nobody I knew in Canada actually did, but we all know people think we do.
Trash hockey.
Pronounce "toque" as "toke".
Brag about the weather where you are.
Act like an ignorant redneck and flaunt it.
Sing South Park's "Blame Canada" at any opportunity.
Ask who the president is.
Make fun of the mighty Canadian army.
Especially the cavalry.
Don't mention the War of 1812.
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Re: Canada
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2012, 05:43:11 AM »
Doesn't the law there still prefer male royalty over female royalty when it comes to throne inheritance?
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Re: Canada
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2012, 05:44:03 AM »
Watch The Red Green Show documentaries.  :viking: That will give good insights into the Canadian psyche.
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Re: Canada
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2012, 05:44:50 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 13, 2012, 05:43:11 AM
Doesn't the law there still prefer male royalty over female royalty when it comes to throne inheritance?
It depends on who gets there first.  :laugh: :hyke: :hahaha:
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Re: Canada
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2012, 07:19:10 AM »
  Spam your brother-in-law's Facebook page with this fine tune!    :hyke:
   
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Re: Canada
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2012, 07:20:04 AM »
  Pyraxis, I did not know you were a maple leaf!  How do you like it here?   :tard:
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Re: Canada
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2012, 01:37:34 PM »
Does your brother realize there's a Duh in Canaduh?
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Re: Canada
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2012, 01:42:22 PM »
Maybe just a "Yes, I know how much you miss home" will suffice.  :zoinks:
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Re: Canada
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2012, 01:45:09 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on December 13, 2012, 05:44:50 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 13, 2012, 05:43:11 AM
Doesn't the law there still prefer male royalty over female royalty when it comes to throne inheritance?
It depends on who gets there first.  :laugh: :hyke: :hahaha:

Apparently most, or all, commonwealth countries will have to adapt their throne inheritance laws, because they prefer male over female, so, when a girl gets a younger brother, her claim to the throne will be gone.

Time for a feminist wind through the commonwealth.
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Re: Canada
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2012, 05:25:50 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 13, 2012, 01:45:09 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on December 13, 2012, 05:44:50 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 13, 2012, 05:43:11 AM
Doesn't the law there still prefer male royalty over female royalty when it comes to throne inheritance?
It depends on who gets there first.  :laugh: :hyke: :hahaha:

Apparently most, or all, commonwealth countries will have to adapt their throne inheritance laws, because they prefer male over female, so, when a girl gets a younger brother, her claim to the throne will be gone.

Time for a feminist wind through the commonwealth.
I thought you were referring to the loo.  :-[
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Re: Canada
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2012, 11:16:11 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 13, 2012, 07:20:04 AM
  Pyraxis, I did not know you were a maple leaf!  How do you like it here?   :tard:

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Re: Canada
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2012, 11:23:57 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 13, 2012, 07:20:04 AM
  Pyraxis, I did not know you were a maple leaf!  How do you like it here?   :tard:
suckass  :hahaha:
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Quote from: couldbecousin on December 13, 2012, 07:20:04 AM
  Pyraxis, I did not know you were a maple leaf!  How do you like it here?   :tard:

I've been trying to come up with a decent answer for this one, but I truly suck at smalltalk.  :asthing: Uh, I liked USA better because there were more options, specialized conventions, schools, classes, etc.
suckass  :hahaha:
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Re: Canada
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2012, 11:49:58 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on December 13, 2012, 11:23:57 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 13, 2012, 07:20:04 AM
  Pyraxis, I did not know you were a maple leaf!  How do you like it here?   :tard:
suckass  :hahaha:
Quote from: Pyraxis on December 13, 2012, 11:16:11 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 13, 2012, 07:20:04 AM
  Pyraxis, I did not know you were a maple leaf!  How do you like it here?   :tard:

I've been trying to come up with a decent answer for this one, but I truly suck at smalltalk.  :asthing: Uh, I liked USA better because there were more options, specialized conventions, schools, classes, etc.
suckass  :hahaha:

  This is  PPK  ----->   :tard:   "I'm from the West Coast, I'm so awesome!"
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Re: Canada
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2012, 12:17:59 AM »
Hmm. I've never been to the US, sans a couple of hours at JFK. I love Canada and can't really say anything bad about the country.  :tard:
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