In honor of the upcoming Yule season, I submit some early Christmas presents for the members.
Daddy’s Home And I Think He’s Drunk
(To The Tune Of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”)
Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;
Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.
He's walkin' real slow,
He slurs when he speaks,
I don't even think
He’s shaved in two weeks,
Daddy's home and boy is he drunk.
He spent most of our money
On Johnny Walker Black
And then he took all of the rest
And lost it at the track.
Sooo.... You better not pout,
You better not cry,
I don't like that look in his eye,
Daddy's home and I think he's...
Daddy's home and boy is he...
Daddy's home and he's really drunk!
