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Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« on: November 20, 2006, 12:51:25 AM »
First question:

what, for christ sake, is a budgie?

budg·ie   

NOUN:
Informal
A budgerigar.

Next question:

what, for christ sake, is a budgerigar?

budg·er·i·gar     

NOUN:

A parakeet (Melopsittacus undulatus) native to Australia and having green, yellow, or blue plumage. It is a popular cage bird bred in a variety of colors not found in wild populations. Also called shell parakeet .

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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2006, 06:39:36 AM »
so robertN stole her bird?
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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2006, 08:10:54 AM »
What is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2006, 09:15:27 AM »
What is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

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Although a definitive answer would of course require further measurements, published species-wide averages of wing length and body mass, initial Strouhal estimates based on those averages and cross-species comparisons, the Lund wind tunnel study of birds flying at a range of speeds, and revised Strouhal numbers based on that study all lead me to estimate that the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.



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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2006, 09:59:05 AM »
Thank you, I tried looking for the answer to that but all i found were links to the quote.
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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2006, 12:48:28 PM »
you are going to think that i stink for asking this, but....

how much fesces does the average human being produce per year?
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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2006, 04:06:37 PM »
you are going to think that i stink for asking this, but....

how much fesces does the average human being produce per year?

less for compensatory bulimics.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2006, 04:50:02 PM »
you are going to think that i stink for asking this, but....

how much fesces does the average human being produce per year?

About a third of a pound per day of solid waste, according to this website:

http://yucky.kids.discovery.com/flash/body/yuckystuff/poop/js.index.html#

Click on the question, "How much do I poop?"

I did find another interesting website which talks about feces:

http://www.medfriendly.com/feces.html

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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2006, 06:31:37 PM »
Okay okay, in that line of disgusting questions:  How much menstrual fluid does the average woman produce during their lifetime?
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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2006, 06:34:27 PM »
Okay okay, in that line of disgusting questions:  How much menstrual fluid does the average woman produce during their lifetime?
good one!



exactly how many human beings are there on earth today?
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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2006, 08:45:39 PM »
What is the smallest weapon that can disable/destroy a tank?

How do anti-air weapons track their target?

How much weight is necessary to set off a mine?

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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2006, 09:08:15 PM »
What is the smallest weapon that can disable/destroy a tank?

How do anti-air weapons track their target?

How much weight is necessary to set off a mine?


 
From Wiki:

A land mine can be triggered by a number of things including pressure, movement, sound, magnetism and vibration. Anti-personnel mines commonly use the pressure of a person's foot as a trigger, but tripwires are also frequently employed. Most modern anti-vehicle mines use a magnetic trigger to enable it to detonate even if the tires or tracks did not touch it. Advanced mines are able to sense the difference between friendly and enemy types of vehicles by way of a built-in signature catalogue. This will theoretically enable friendly forces to use the mined area while denying the enemy access.

Many mines combine the main trigger with a touch or tilt trigger to prevent enemy engineers from defusing it. Land mine designs tend to use as little metal as possible to make searching with a metal detector more difficult; land mines made mostly of plastic have the added advantage of being very inexpensive.

Some types of modern mines are designed to self-destruct, or chemically render themselves inert after a period of weeks or months to reduce the likelihood of civilian casualties at the conflict's end. However, these self-destruct mechanisms are not absolutely reliable, and most land mines laid historically are not equipped in this manner.



I have read that they use trained rats in Africa to de-mine areas, since they are too small to trigger them. Dogs are also used, but they are not as effective as rats, because they trigger the mines, accidentally, destroying an expensively trained dog.

So we're narrowing that one down a little.

An anti-personell mine can break the tracks on a tank, if it rolls over it, disabling it for a short time.

My favorite land mines for anti-personell use have little helicopter blades on the bottom. When they are tripped, they lift into the air, about a three or four feet, before they detonate, making a more serious injury.

This relates more to one of Litigious' areas of interest. Where is he?
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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2006, 09:10:25 PM »
Okay okay, in that line of disgusting questions:  How much menstrual fluid does the average woman produce during their lifetime?

I looked this one up already, Nomaken.  I believe the average is between 1/4 cup and 1/2 cup of blood lost per cycle.

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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2006, 09:12:49 PM »
Okay okay, in that line of disgusting questions:  How much menstrual fluid does the average woman produce during their lifetime?

I looked this one up already, Nomaken.  I believe the average is between 1/4 cup and 1/2 cup of blood lost per cycle.

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3-6 cups per year for thirty years?
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Re: Unanswered Questions Answered Here
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2006, 09:21:44 PM »
Thirty years?
You're forgetting the women who start at nine, like my wife, and the ones who are still giving birth in their late fifties, like the woman down the street from me, where I grew up.
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