Missouri Pastor's Speech About Gay Rights

[midlifeaspie]

Good Stuff

[Callaway]

Wow, I thought at first he was making the standard religious argument against gay rights, but it was very interesting how he turned it around in the end.

[ῦ]

At first I was like 
But then... 

"Brought my argument from the wrong century". Hah! I like this guy!

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Clever troll was clever.

Boy, he delivered that twist at the end nicely.

[Al Swearegen]

Noooo....he is so wrong because Jesus said "Oww...fuck my hands and feet hurt"
Sorry that was the wrong part of the bible.

[Jesse]

Cool but I dont care. gay rights is the new black, also I'm tired of everyone taking up a cause like its so fucking important.
It isnt

[ῦ]

Cool but I dont care. gay rights is the new black, also I'm tired of everyone taking up a cause like its so fucking important.
It isnt

Well, I suppose you would know all about unimportant...

[midlifeaspie]

Cool but I dont care. gay rights is the new black, also I'm tired of everyone taking up a cause like its so fucking important.
It isnt

Well, I suppose you would know all about unimportant...

Civil rights aren't nearly as important as shiny rocks

[ῦ]

Cool but I dont care. gay rights is the new black, also I'm tired of everyone taking up a cause like its so fucking important.
It isnt

Well, I suppose you would know all about unimportant...

Civil rights aren't nearly as important as shiny rocks

Well, I mean, obviously. It just goes without saying, doesn't it?

[midlifeaspie]

Cool but I dont care. gay rights is the new black, also I'm tired of everyone taking up a cause like its so fucking important.
It isnt

Well, I suppose you would know all about unimportant...

Civil rights aren't nearly as important as shiny rocks

Well, I mean, obviously. It just goes without saying, doesn't it?

 

Maybe we can float a new idea that hasn't been tried before.  We can take all the rights away from the morons and give them to the homosexuals.  I think there are genuine arguments to be made against morons getting married, breeding, or adopting children.  I certainly don't want them armed and serving openly in the military.  Isn't there something in the bible that I can misinterpret to show that Jesus thought morons should be put to death?

[TheoK]

At the time Jesus lived I think they put people like Richard to death after they were born. At least Greeks and Romans were much in favour of post-natal abortion 

[midlifeaspie]

At the time Jesus lived I think they put people like Richard to death after they were born. At least Greeks and Romans were much in favour of post-natal abortion 

Reverse Darwinism isn't helping anyone.  When people like Ricky (and the three WP members who actually get laid) procreate we are weakening the gene pool.   For the sake of the human race, it's a really good thing that he has to resort to back alley butt sex with homeless junkies.

[TheoK]

 

[Jesse]

At the time Jesus lived I think they put people like Richard to death after they were born. At least Greeks and Romans were much in favour of post-natal abortion 

And I dont know what I did to you, but apparently I struck that little nerve between your legs pussy. you've been queitly trying to pick a fight with me for awile now. 

[TheoK]