Author Topic: brags (Read 2729 times)

Kaze no Kae · « **on:** November 19, 2006, 06:03:42 PM »

I can now play the first half of Metallica - Nothing Else Matters on the guitar

EDIT: on a side note, these smileys are awful and badly need to be changed >.<

McGiver · « **Reply #1 on:** November 19, 2006, 06:11:01 PM »

:naruto4:

and my favorite-

Kaze no Kae · « **Reply #2 on:** November 19, 2006, 06:33:48 PM »

rofl i meant the basic ones

Litigious · « **Reply #3 on:** November 19, 2006, 07:11:00 PM »

I can read medieval German poems with the correct pronounciation.

Scrapheap · « **Reply #4 on:** November 19, 2006, 07:56:24 PM »

I can suck my own dick.

Litigious · « **Reply #5 on:** November 19, 2006, 07:58:20 PM »

Yay! You don't need no stinking girl, then!

Kaze no Kae · « **Reply #6 on:** November 20, 2006, 04:46:20 AM »

Quote from: Scrapheap on November 19, 2006, 07:56:24 PM

I can suck my own dick.

We sooooooooooooooooooo needed that information *goes off to puke*

Litigious · « **Reply #7 on:** November 20, 2006, 06:03:20 AM »

I wouldn't mind to be that well endowed. And you're not gay jerking yourself off, so why would you be gay sucking yourself off?

McGiver · « **Reply #8 on:** November 20, 2006, 06:12:09 AM »

i certainly wish that i could suck my own dick.

i watch dogs do it and it looks like they are enjoying themselves.

Litigious · « **Reply #9 on:** November 20, 2006, 06:17:35 AM »

I like to drink or lick my cum out of a pussy or off a woman's face, so why not drink it directly from my own cock? I can as most reach the tip of the foreskin with my lips, but that is a great feeling.

McGiver · « **Reply #10 on:** November 20, 2006, 06:22:03 AM »

i am just afraid that once it started to feel to good that i would break my back or something.

Litigious · « **Reply #11 on:** November 20, 2006, 06:25:55 AM »

That's why I don't do it so often nowaadays. When I was younger I used to lay in a position where I could jerk off and take the cumshot in my mouth. It's a great feeling to take your own cumshot in your mouth. But it did hurt my back a little.

Nomaken · « **Reply #12 on:** November 20, 2006, 07:17:08 AM »

I'm sure if i did it a few times, i'd get used to it, but i am certainly not compelled to suck my own cock. Then again, i have a small cock, so reaching it is such a pain in the ass, that I am already disinclined to try.

McGiver · « **Reply #13 on:** November 20, 2006, 07:20:03 AM »

Quote from: Nomaken on November 20, 2006, 07:17:08 AM

I'm sure if i did it a few times, i'd get used to it, but i am certainly not compelled to suck my own cock. Then again, i have a small cock, so reaching it is such a pain in the ass, that I am already disinclined to try.

plus your tummy rolls probably prevent you from being successful. i know that is the case for me. and i am not as limber as i was when i was 20 years old.

El · « **Reply #14 on:** November 20, 2006, 04:10:13 PM »

Quote from: Litigious on November 20, 2006, 06:03:20 AM

I wouldn't mind to be that well endowed. And you're not gay jerking yourself off, so why would you be gay sucking yourself off?

You're not; but you're definitely a cocksucker.

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