A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Why would he know?
Quote from: odeon on September 12, 2010, 02:57:58 PMWhy would he know?Doesn't he know everything about the origins of the universe or something?
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 12, 2010, 03:05:53 PMQuote from: odeon on September 12, 2010, 02:57:58 PMWhy would he know?Doesn't he know everything about the origins of the universe or something? Isn't he disabled?
Quote from: odeon on September 12, 2010, 03:12:08 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 12, 2010, 03:05:53 PMQuote from: odeon on September 12, 2010, 02:57:58 PMWhy would he know?Doesn't he know everything about the origins of the universe or something? Isn't he disabled?Yes, didn't you know he uses a voice synthesizer?
What if the dead person had eaten rice?
Quote from: odeon on September 29, 2010, 02:49:04 PMWhat if the dead person had eaten rice?How can I possibly top that question?
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 30, 2010, 05:13:18 AMQuote from: odeon on September 29, 2010, 02:49:04 PMWhat if the dead person had eaten rice?How can I possibly top that question? Would you see the difference?
Would you prefer pasta?
Have you ever been the first to discover a dead human body and if so, how old were you? Further, were the maggots already eating on it and if so how long did it take for you to make sure each time that rice was not actually moving and begin to eat it again? (Yes, twelve, yes, about seven years - as you can see, I still think of this)
Quote from: odeon on September 30, 2010, 06:04:11 AMWould you prefer pasta?Can I have butter and cheese on it?