A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
A relative of mine asked me if vegetarians tasted good. Told her that the ones I nibbled on were delicious.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 18, 2012, 01:58:09 PMA relative of mine asked me if vegetarians tasted good. Told her that the ones I nibbled on were delicious. I actually heard a guy opine before that vegetarian girls actually do taste better, during certain, err, activities. He tends to say random stuff for attention, though (I recently told him he is my favorite pathological liar ).
Actually we are mostly made of water, so I can evaporate?
Given a high enough temperature, sure.
Indeed. I will donate my body to science. Commence the experiment.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on August 25, 2012, 10:17:32 AMActually we are mostly made of water, so I can evaporate?Quote from: odeon on August 25, 2012, 10:29:50 AMGiven a high enough temperature, sure. Bullshit! I say we could stack wood around Rage pour gasoline on the pile and he wouldn't evaporate. We should try this experiment.
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on August 25, 2012, 10:41:55 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on August 25, 2012, 10:17:32 AMActually we are mostly made of water, so I can evaporate?Quote from: odeon on August 25, 2012, 10:29:50 AMGiven a high enough temperature, sure. Bullshit! I say we could stack wood around Rage pour gasoline on the pile and he wouldn't evaporate. We should try this experiment. Would it be hot enough?
Quote from: odeon on August 25, 2012, 03:59:43 PMQuote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on August 25, 2012, 10:41:55 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on August 25, 2012, 10:17:32 AMActually we are mostly made of water, so I can evaporate?Quote from: odeon on August 25, 2012, 10:29:50 AMGiven a high enough temperature, sure. Bullshit! I say we could stack wood around Rage pour gasoline on the pile and he wouldn't evaporate. We should try this experiment. Would it be hot enough?Yes, with a flame applied to the gasoline vapors it would be hot enough. Do it for science!