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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #75 on: January 24, 2016, 09:41:48 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 24, 2016, 09:35:14 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 23, 2016, 04:31:25 PM
  My hair is a snarly mass of clumps and mats.  My scalp stings where the knots are pulling it.
  But I so love twisting my hair and making knots and loops and winding loops around the knots.
  It's my favorite thing to fidget with.  Other people have dice, or stress balls. 
  Well, my hair looks like one big ball of stress!  :rofl:

Sounds like perfect nesting material.  :trollskull:

  If I ever wake up to a mouse nesting in my hair ...  :runaway:  :GA:
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #76 on: January 24, 2016, 09:43:38 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 24, 2016, 09:41:48 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 24, 2016, 09:35:14 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 23, 2016, 04:31:25 PM
  My hair is a snarly mass of clumps and mats.  My scalp stings where the knots are pulling it.
  But I so love twisting my hair and making knots and loops and winding loops around the knots.
  It's my favorite thing to fidget with.  Other people have dice, or stress balls. 
  Well, my hair looks like one big ball of stress!  :rofl:

Sounds like perfect nesting material.  :trollskull:

  If I ever wake up to a mouse nesting in my hair ...  :runaway:  :GA:
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #77 on: January 24, 2016, 09:44:47 AM »
  If a mouse gets into my hair, they'll hear me screaming in Rhode Island!   :GA: 
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #78 on: January 24, 2016, 09:47:41 AM »
The swat team will barge in and shoot the bugger from your head.
Problem solved. But it's brains will be on your wall.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #79 on: January 24, 2016, 09:49:37 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 24, 2016, 09:47:41 AM
The swat team will barge in and shoot the bugger from your head.
Problem solved. But it's brains will be on your wall.

  Then it had better get its sticky little feet moving out of my building!  :litigious:
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #80 on: January 24, 2016, 10:38:39 AM »
Headaches. :(
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #81 on: February 03, 2016, 05:20:53 PM »
  My mind flies in circles  :bird:  while my feet stay stuck in one place on the ground.
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #82 on: February 05, 2016, 10:14:45 AM »
headaches and itchy eyes.
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #83 on: February 05, 2016, 10:18:35 AM »
People are idiots. It's official, it's chronic. :P
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #84 on: February 05, 2016, 10:32:03 AM »
^

You should ad the festival to the chronic bitches. It is an ongoing theme, with an eleven month break every now and then.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #85 on: February 05, 2016, 10:35:35 AM »
The festival.

There, added. But damn it, I need to quit doing this.
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #86 on: February 08, 2016, 10:17:47 AM »
  Inertia.  Fucking inertia.  Watching myself rust.  Waiting for some internal alarm to shock me out of it.  :dunce:
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #87 on: February 08, 2016, 10:25:46 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 08, 2016, 10:17:47 AM
  Inertia.  Fucking inertia.  Watching myself rust.  Waiting for some internal alarm to shock me out of it.  :dunce:

Weebles don't rust, they turn into bad eggs.

Set up a meth lab, join a motorcycle club, buy some polish and shine.
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #88 on: February 08, 2016, 10:28:53 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 08, 2016, 10:25:46 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 08, 2016, 10:17:47 AM
  Inertia.  Fucking inertia.  Watching myself rust.  Waiting for some internal alarm to shock me out of it.  :dunce:

Weebles don't rust, they turn into bad eggs.

Set up a meth lab, join a motorcycle club, buy some polish and shine.

  I wish I could talk to Walter White for real.  I don't condone his crimes, but I admire his grit. :heisenberg:
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #89 on: February 08, 2016, 12:17:00 PM »
You should TOTALLY run a meth lab.
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