The zombie apocalypse has begun

[odeon]

That's all?

[Pyraxis]

You don't need a kit, you need training. Everything is a fucking weapon, and the sooner you realize that the longer you'll live. The only thing you need for zombie survival is one part awesome, one part badass, and two parts pissed off.

Oh yeah? What kind of training would you recommend?

[Bastet]

You don't need a kit, you need training. Everything is a fucking weapon, and the sooner you realize that the longer you'll live. The only thing you need for zombie survival is one part awesome, one part badass, and two parts pissed off.

That reminds me of the dream I had. 

[RageBeoulve]

That's all?

Thats it.

You don't need a kit, you need training. Everything is a fucking weapon, and the sooner you realize that the longer you'll live. The only thing you need for zombie survival is one part awesome, one part badass, and two parts pissed off.

Oh yeah? What kind of training would you recommend?

Survival training, and learning how to fight. Dats it! 

[midlifeaspie]

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/27/medical-examiner-causeway-cannibal-not-high-on-bath-salts/

Dude wasn't high, just a Zombie 

[odeon]

I'm hungry.

[Icequeen]

Quick hide your dog.

TX Man on Synthetic Pot Eats Family Dog While Animal is Alive

Michael Daniel allegedly became enraged after smoking the synthetic pot and attacked family members before deciding to eat the family dog, killing it, reports the New York Daily News. Daniel was smoking the substance at home when he suddenly started attacking his family members and neighbors.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/29/tagblogsfindlawcom2012-legallyweird-idUS100313593220120629

[odeon]

How would you eat your dog without killing it?

[Callaway]

How would you eat your dog without killing it?

I suppose a really twisted person could start with eating just a leg and then tie it off to stop the bleeding since dogs can live with three legs.

[Bastet]

Quick hide your dog.

TX Man on Synthetic Pot Eats Family Dog While Animal is Alive

Michael Daniel allegedly became enraged after smoking the synthetic pot and attacked family members before deciding to eat the family dog, killing it, reports the New York Daily News. Daniel was smoking the substance at home when he suddenly started attacking his family members and neighbors.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/29/tagblogsfindlawcom2012-legallyweird-idUS100313593220120629

My cousin is a pothead. He was visibly high last night. He was acting like a total moron. He better keep his paws off my cats or I will castrate him.

['andersom']

To be alive and to be eaten.

 

[Icequeen]

Quick hide your dog.

TX Man on Synthetic Pot Eats Family Dog While Animal is Alive

Michael Daniel allegedly became enraged after smoking the synthetic pot and attacked family members before deciding to eat the family dog, killing it, reports the New York Daily News. Daniel was smoking the substance at home when he suddenly started attacking his family members and neighbors.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/29/tagblogsfindlawcom2012-legallyweird-idUS100313593220120629

My cousin is a pothead. He was visibly high last night. He was acting like a total moron. He better keep his paws off my cats or I will castrate him.

  Anyone comes after my furbabies I'm aiming for the head. 

[Callaway]

To be alive and to be eaten.

 

Japanese man, 22, cooks his own genitals and serves them up to paying guests at a dinner party

 

[Icequeen]

To be alive and to be eaten.

 

Japanese man, 22, cooks his own genitals and serves them up to paying guests at a dinner party

 

They were garnished with mushrooms and parsley.

Oh yum.

['andersom']

To be alive and to be eaten.

 

Japanese man, 22, cooks his own genitals and serves them up to paying guests at a dinner party

 

They were garnished with mushrooms and parsley.

Oh yum.

It's all in the little details.