The zombie apocalypse has begun

[Bastet]

Sounds like a PCP addict did that.

That's exactly right.

http://www.turnto23.com/east_county/19473681/detail.html

[Bastet]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-27-baby-killed_N.htm

[odeon]

I like the zombie apocalypse explanation better.

[midlifeaspie]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151098/Rudy-Eugene-Naked-man-eats-face-victim-high-LSD-police-shoot-Miami.html?ICO=most_read_module

'A police officer came over, told him several times to get off then climbed over the divider and got in front of him and said, "Get off!" But the guy just stood his head up like that with a piece of flesh in his mouth and growled.'

 

[Icequeen]

 

[El]

 

My first thought:  That was be a hilarious poster to hang over one's bed.

[P7PSP]

Fucking scuzbag cannibal.  I like having my HK USPc 45 loaded with Winchester RA45TP 230 grain SXT +P JHPs.

["couldbecousin"]

Fucking scuzbag cannibal.    I like having my HK USPc 45 loaded with Winchester RA45TP 230 grain SXT +P JHPs.

  That's easy for YOU to say.   

[P7PSP]

Fucking scuzbag cannibal.    I like having my HK USPc 45 loaded with Winchester RA45TP 230 grain SXT +P JHPs.

  That's easy for YOU to say.   

When you get yourself a Sig Sauer P239 you will be able to post like that too. 

["couldbecousin"]

Fucking scuzbag cannibal.    I like having my HK USPc 45 loaded with Winchester RA45TP 230 grain SXT +P JHPs.

  That's easy for YOU to say.   

When you get yourself a Sig Sauer P239 you will be able to post like that too. 

  Yes, I will have a mini-safe for my gun and ammo! 

[odeon]

It's important to be properly armed when the zombies come for you.

[Parts]

And another couple stories...

JOPPATOWNE, MD – We went through a period of time where our cannibalism category remained relatively unpopulated with stories, but wow, how that has changed within the last month.

Aside from the psycho who ate another man’s face and the gay porn actor who likely ate a chunk of a dead man’s ass, we now have a 21-year-old man in Maryland who admitted to killing a man and then eating the victim’s heart and portions of his brain.

Link

HACKENSACK, N.J. (CBSNewYork/AP) – A man who stabbed himself and threw pieces of his skin and intestines at police officers trying to subdue him was hospitalized in critical condition on Monday, authorities said.

Officers encountered 43-year-old Wayne Carter on Sunday morning when they responded to reports of a man barricaded in a room in Hackensack and threatening to harm himself, Lt. John Heinemann said.

  Link

On a side note one of my son's friends thinks my house would be the best spot to be for the zombie apocalypse due to the numerous edged weapons and tools laying about

["couldbecousin"]

 I have a hammer and some big knives at home.  I hope that will do. 

[Burning One]

Oh my gosh, I got my wish granted This is so funny, yey  *grabs popcorn* 

[Peter]

And another couple stories...

JOPPATOWNE, MD – We went through a period of time where our cannibalism category remained relatively unpopulated with stories, but wow, how that has changed within the last month.

Aside from the psycho who ate another man’s face and the gay porn actor who likely ate a chunk of a dead man’s ass, we now have a 21-year-old man in Maryland who admitted to killing a man and then eating the victim’s heart and portions of his brain.

Link

HACKENSACK, N.J. (CBSNewYork/AP) – A man who stabbed himself and threw pieces of his skin and intestines at police officers trying to subdue him was hospitalized in critical condition on Monday, authorities said.

Officers encountered 43-year-old Wayne Carter on Sunday morning when they responded to reports of a man barricaded in a room in Hackensack and threatening to harm himself, Lt. John Heinemann said.

  Link

On a side note one of my son's friends thinks my house would be the best spot to be for the zombie apocalypse due to the numerous edged weapons and tools laying about

How about this place?