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My real reason for my crimes against Normalities...
« on: May 22, 2012, 11:30:30 PM »
My crime is mainly trying to be curious of all walks of life, wondering why the normalities are filled with shit, when not knowing how to clean  the normalities known as shit up. The reasons for curiosity is quite simple, instead of "Curiosity killed the cat" why not "Curiosity killed the cat, along with Little Jimmy's questions about life....

So there you have it...

My crime is that I do not make sense sometimes,
My crime is that I have a tendency to be a smart-ass,
My crime is that I have a curiosity about the world around me,
The people that are apart of this world

So there you have it....

AGAIN...

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Re: My real reason for my crimes against Normalities...
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2012, 11:33:54 PM »
you are guilty of being pretty much a textbook aspie

well, depends... are you unbearable to be around irl?
ive found out there are 2 main types of "textbook aspies", those who are tolerable, and those who are unbearable irl

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Re: My real reason for my crimes against Normalities...
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2012, 11:34:07 PM »
What the fuck did I just write? God Damn you Caffeine!!!

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Re: My real reason for my crimes against Normalities...
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2012, 11:34:45 PM »
you are guilty of being pretty much a textbook aspie

well, depends... are you unbearable to be around irl?
ive found out there are 2 main types of "textbook aspies", those who are tolerable, and those who are unbearable irl

No according to my mother I can be quite pleasant when I want to be...

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Re: My real reason for my crimes against Normalities...
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2012, 11:41:19 PM »
you are guilty of being pretty much a textbook aspie

well, depends... are you unbearable to be around irl?
ive found out there are 2 main types of "textbook aspies", those who are tolerable, and those who are unbearable irl

No according to my mother I can be quite pleasant when I want to be...

hmmmmmmm

my mother always told me i was handsome
i never believed her.

but she turned out to be correct.

so im gonna take your mothers word for it.

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Re: My real reason for my crimes against Normalities...
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2012, 11:43:10 PM »
you are guilty of being pretty much a textbook aspie

well, depends... are you unbearable to be around irl?
ive found out there are 2 main types of "textbook aspies", those who are tolerable, and those who are unbearable irl

No according to my mother I can be quite pleasant when I want to be...

Shes a former Mennonite so she basically knows everything, including my personality -_-

hmmmmmmm

my mother always told me i was handsome
i never believed her.

but she turned out to be correct.

so im gonna take your mothers word for it.

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Re: My real reason for my crimes against Normalities...
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2012, 05:56:06 AM »
there are 2 main types of "human beings", those who are tolerable, and those who are unbearable irl
fixed.
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You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.