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have you ever done a tinkle in the public swimming baths?

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it was an accident
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who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« on: May 10, 2012, 03:53:31 PM »
I like swimming.  I really want to take the urchin.

I don't like the idea of swimming in watery wee wee :zombiefuck:
So i am just wondering if my fears about people urinating in the public baths are valid?
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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2012, 03:58:20 PM »
 I know some people pee in the ocean or lake, not sure about swimmimg pools.


 I am a civilized Weeble and would never pee in a pool.  :M
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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2012, 04:06:01 PM »
Well thats a relief.  I feel better about going now,  as it
was you i had my suspicions about  :cbc: :hahaha:
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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2012, 04:25:19 PM »
Well thats a relief.  I feel better about going now,  as it
was you i had my suspicions about  :cbc: :hahaha:

 Not that Weeble pee would have done you any harm.  :P
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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2012, 04:51:36 PM »
What about the weeble-rabies?:D

I'd never slash in the pool....not unless it was from the top of the diving board. They always chlorinate pools, or brominate spas etc. I can't stand the stench of hypochlorite...almost as bad as the idea of swimming in a lake of piss.
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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2012, 05:01:21 PM »
What about the weeble-rabies?:D

I'd never slash in the pool....not unless it was from the top of the diving board. They always chlorinate pools, or brominate spas etc. I can't stand the stench of hypochlorite...almost as bad as the idea of swimming in a lake of piss.

 In all of medical literature there is no mention of any Weeble rabies.  :nerd!:
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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2012, 06:04:45 PM »
If there are little kids in the pool there's piss :zombiefuck:  I saw a floater in a pool once too :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2012, 06:08:04 PM »
But it feels soooooooooo good to piss in a public pool!

At least, I think it would. :orly:

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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2012, 06:21:43 PM »
But it feels soooooooooo good to piss in a public pool!

At least, I think it would. :orly:

 At least until they put the handcuffs on you and hauled you away!  :zoinks:
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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2012, 06:53:27 PM »
But it feels soooooooooo good to piss in a public pool!

At least, I think it would. :orly:

 At least until they put the handcuffs on you and hauled you away!  :zoinks:

How about if I splooged in the pool, and then pissed? :orly:

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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2012, 07:06:41 PM »
But it feels soooooooooo good to piss in a public pool!

At least, I think it would. :orly:

 At least until they put the handcuffs on you and hauled you away!  :zoinks:

How about if I splooged in the pool, and then pissed? :orly:

 You just might get shot on sight.   :litigious:
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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2012, 08:42:30 PM »
I like swimming.  I really want to take the urchin.

I don't like the idea of swimming in watery wee wee :zombiefuck:
So i am just wondering if my fears about people urinating in the public baths are valid?

Babies pee in pools, but I think most adults probably don't.


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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2012, 02:00:20 AM »
generally speeking, urine is sterile unless you have a bladder infection so i would try not to worry. and if there is infected urine in the pool it would be pretty well instantly disinfected by the chlorine or other sterilizing methods that are more than likely required by law.

you shouldn't be worried about it. i pee in the lakes around here but thats a much bigger volume of water than a pool and much less people. also theres fish in the lakes to so your swimming in fish and bird scat anyways. oceans just filthy period but i swim in that to.

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Re: who does a wee wee in the swimming baths?
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2012, 04:27:09 AM »
generally speeking, urine is sterile unless you have a bladder infection so i would try not to worry. and if there is infected urine in the pool it would be pretty well instantly disinfected by the chlorine or other sterilizing methods that are more than likely required by law.

you shouldn't be worried about it. i pee in the lakes around here but thats a much bigger volume of water than a pool and much less people. also theres fish in the lakes to so your swimming in fish and bird scat anyways.  oceans just filthy period but i swim in that to.

 I stay out of the ocean, for a number of reasons!   :shark:
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