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Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« on: April 23, 2012, 06:55:55 AM »
How many English men do you know?   I know a few.  Apart from my Dad (RIP) who was a true gentlemen,  they largely consist of loud mouthed, beer swilling, foul mouthed, whore chasing, work shy gits!!

The fact that they chose 'St George' as the patron saint of England, a gallant Knight, wrestling with dragons and rescuing fair maidens is somewhat funny!  :facepalm2: :facepalm2:  oh the irony

Arise Sir Lancelot :zoinks:
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2012, 07:14:09 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on April 23, 2012, 06:55:55 AM
How many English men do you know?   I know a few.  Apart from my Dad (RIP) who was a true gentlemen,  they largely consist of loud mouthed, beer swilling, foul mouthed, whore chasing, work shy gits!!

The fact that they chose 'St George' as the patron saint of England, a gallant Knight, wrestling with dragons and rescuing fair maidens is somewhat funny!  :facepalm2: :facepalm2:  oh the irony

Arise Sir Lancelot :zoinks:

I must strongly protest/ Englishmen are top notch. Never mind the fact that they sent us on a 12 month voyage to a seemingly inhospitable country to die a few hundred years ago. That is in the past.
Of course there was the little matter of send us to die in Gallipoli and Beereheeba too, as well as a few other conflicts...that is in the past.
They die a lot of great things. They taught us cricket and have been very brave in their many defeats since. They also gave us James Bond. Love James Bond. Sean Connery and Peirce Brosnan were brilliant. They also gave us Dr Who and David Tenant was brilliant in that. Great English actors the lot of them. They also gave us Christopher Hitchens...before he decided to emigrate.
Ummm....Prince Charles, there is the next great king. Oh fuck, I dunno. I kind of see your point.
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2012, 07:17:06 AM »
I generally like the Limeys that I have met. Aside from the fucked up accents they seem okay.  :zoinks:
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2012, 07:24:27 AM »
Quote from: PPK on April 23, 2012, 07:17:06 AM
I generally like the Limeys that I have met. Aside from the fucked up accents they seem okay.  :zoinks:

My two best mates are Limeys. I like them too. Some of the accents on some of the Englisg sound quite cute. Some sound seriously awful in a nail down the blackboard way. Australia accent was born of the mixture of the accents of all the convicts from teh worst of Britain. It is a very bad accent.  :hahaha:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2012, 07:27:10 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on April 23, 2012, 07:24:27 AM
Quote from: PPK on April 23, 2012, 07:17:06 AM
I generally like the Limeys that I have met. Aside from the fucked up accents they seem okay.  :zoinks:

My two best mates are Limeys. I like them too. Some of the accents on some of the Englisg sound quite cute. Some sound seriously awful in a nail down the blackboard way. Australia accent was born of the mixture of the accents of all the convicts from teh worst of Britain. It is a very bad accent.  :hahaha:
:lol1: I have not yet run into any UK commonwealth people who can't take a ribbing about their accent. Most often they just give it back.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2012, 07:38:26 AM »
St Georges Day = St Patricks Day 2: The Electric Boogaloo.
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2012, 10:37:14 AM »
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2012, 10:39:51 AM »
Quote from: ῦ on April 23, 2012, 10:37:14 AM
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.

Dear UK,

You make very sea-worthy boats too. We made it to Australia and not taht many died on the way either  :thumbup:

Signed Australia
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2012, 10:41:43 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on April 23, 2012, 10:39:51 AM
Quote from: ῦ on April 23, 2012, 10:37:14 AM
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.

Dear UK,

You make very sea-worthy boats too. We made it to Australia and not taht many died on the way either  :thumbup:

Signed Australia

Dear Convicts Australia,

One simply must have decent seapower to rule most of the the world, you know. Trade, moving troops around or just plain ship to ship fighting; Superior Ships, Superior Training, Superior Empire.

How's the weather down there? I hear the local fauna is fascinating

Signed,

The United Kingdom
« Last Edit: April 23, 2012, 10:44:04 AM by ῦ »
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2012, 10:55:01 AM »
Quote from: ῦ on April 23, 2012, 10:37:14 AM
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.
^ nice
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2012, 11:02:27 AM »
Quote from: skyblue1 on April 23, 2012, 10:55:01 AM
Quote from: ῦ on April 23, 2012, 10:37:14 AM
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.
^ nice

You're also welcome for the Computer.
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2012, 11:11:36 AM »
Quote from: ῦ on April 23, 2012, 11:02:27 AM
Quote from: skyblue1 on April 23, 2012, 10:55:01 AM
Quote from: ῦ on April 23, 2012, 10:37:14 AM
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.
^ nice

You're also welcome for the Computer.
Meh, I build my own....just have to thank the Asian countries and NewEgg for the parts...............
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2012, 11:38:45 AM »
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and hail to John Montagu the 4th Earl of Sandwich for ...yup...you
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2012, 01:35:35 PM »
Quote from: ῦ on April 23, 2012, 10:37:14 AM
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.

Also:

Banksy
Craig David
The Tweenies
Tabloid Journalism
Simon Cowell
The Cheeky Girls
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jane Goody
Imperial Measurement
Black Pudding
Jellied Eels
Pay Toilets
Viagra
Polo
and
Glee Clubs


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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2012, 03:46:12 PM »
Quote from: Cumberdale on April 23, 2012, 01:35:35 PM
Quote from: ῦ on April 23, 2012, 10:37:14 AM
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.

Also:

Banksy
Craig David
The Tweenies
Tabloid Journalism
Simon Cowell
The Cheeky Girls
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jane Goody
Imperial Measurement
Black Pudding
Jellied Eels
Pay Toilets
Viagra
Polo
and
Glee Clubs

You forgot Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, and Pink Floyd.
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