How can i prank my neighbour

[P7PSP]

That is a rather damning admission. How often do you "get a glimpse" of your mother getting out of the bath? How long do you let you gaze linger before looking away? Why hasn't she locked the door after the first few times? 

Nice try. She's a bit of a klutz when keeping her form concealed from me for some odd reason, but sometimes, you do have to communicate with a person even in less than ideal circumstances (like when about to enter or leaving the shower.)

I couldn't help but notice Hubert is playing the role of someone's cheerleader in this thread, again
  

Hubert is bad like that. Always concerned about raising other people's self esteem. So that is how you and your mother communicate? Have you ever considered talking to each other with your clothes on?

[Lestat]

Their communication is likely limited to such things as 'ohh, ohh, shit, harder, harder', 'take it out and cum all over my tits' 'come stick your cock up my cervix, if it won't fit, wither use use your finger or  a pencil'

'You are MY bitch now krapkao! and you are going to lick my nipples while you spunk in my belly button, bitch-boy yer little slut!' and other things along those lines.

What I wonder, is do you usually take her up the muff? or do you prefer to pound her up the chocolate starfish?

[midlifeaspie]

I couldn't help but notice Hubert is playing the role of someone's cheerleader in this thread, again
  

Boy are you new 

[bodie]

Where is Daddy in all of this?   Does he hold the camera with a gimp ball in his mouth?

[midlifeaspie]

Where is Daddy in all of this?   Does he hold the camera with a gimp ball in his mouth?

Daddy likes to watch too.  I'm curious if he watches his wife, his little boy who never left home, or both.  I suppose he can watch both, but I am really curious which one his eyes are locked on when he cums.

[bodie]

Perhaps the neighbours get involved too...

...so that would make it trailer park dogging -  they are
so community spirited on those trailer parks.


*wondering if the planks have 'dogging' over there, and what they call it?

['andersom']

Me thinks, it's time to invite your neighbour over for a friendly encounter on I2, Bodie. 

[Lestat]

HeT. Daddy is too busy shagging the neighbour's kids. Or possibly meadow Or maybe, just maybe, a 5-some with krapkao, his mom, meadow, krapkao's mom and the neighbour's kids.

Wouldn'nae surprise me for one picosecond if any of them bring a whole new meaning to dogging, by involving the family dog either. Uggh..what a hideously vile thought, meadow  getting ragged  out by a dog. On the whole, I'd prefer the canine, one things for sure, it wouldn't be beastiality, between either krapkao, his mother or meadowbitch, certainly not an interspecies relationship

I think I need to sandpaper my brain now.

[Lestat]

Bodie sure is welcome to invite me over. I am very....creative and original, and I am sure it would be a most...interesting day.

[Kapkao]

(bunch of pointless blathering)

I think I need to sandpaper my brain now.

 

You think she's hot, or maybe you "find all women beautiful". Bully for you. 

actually, :fp; isn't accurate. I lost interest in what you had to say about women's looks and their sexuality the moment you decided it would be a good idea to threadjack a discussion towards your thoughts on Faye Kane.

[Lestat]

Fuck off krapkao. I'm sick and tired of your shite.

I was merely complimenting bodie on her looks. And I certainly do not find all women attractive. There are actually very, very, VERY few that I would ever consider dating, since I lost the love of my life.

So, in short, go rape yourself with a nest of bullet ants. And for once in your life, try not to be spammy and full of crap.

[bodie]

Krapcow isn't attracted to my sort.  I am 40.  Which makes me about 30 years too old for him.

[bodie]

...it wouldn't work anyway cupcake,  i only like dominant men in
the bedroom. 

Mommy's boy's who cry a lot just aren't sexy.

[Kapkao]

And for once in your life, try not to be spammy and full of crap.

And again, considering your past threadjacks, that is pretty damned ironic coming from you.

 

[Lestat]

40? I have no problem getting in there with 'older' women. I am 25 ( I think...I ALWAYS lose track...either 24 or 25) and have been in a relationship with my former stalker, who is now 46 and I daresay, a truly special, beautiful lady, inside as well as outside)

So feel free to stalk me bodie, and abuse me senseless