A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Quote from: bodaccea on April 10, 2012, 07:02:33 AMNeed help? well no matter how hard i try i can't reword it, or make it any simpler! Do you see yourself as a young black American girl, or are you a middle aged man with a family facing a divorce? do you think of yourself as deeply religious with a high moral code, or do you just look at yourself and think cool, suave, sophisticated, debonair ? or perhaps you see yourself as shy and reserved with a burning desire to learn floristry? maybe a laugh a minute jack the lad with a host of rib tickling corkers up your sleeve? You must have some idea of how you see yourself...there is no wrong answer! Ha, thanks. I meant in relation to 'whiny'; I won't see expressing some feelings as that, they always have elaborate & plausible seeming explanations for themselves... For a lot of what you cover, there's objective facts; I am white/ caucausian & I am single, I do believe in God but 'religious' can mean all sorts of things, so.... The rest is how others see me; it's all very well me being amused by certain things but nobody else is - does that count for 'humor'?
Need help? well no matter how hard i try i can't reword it, or make it any simpler! Do you see yourself as a young black American girl, or are you a middle aged man with a family facing a divorce? do you think of yourself as deeply religious with a high moral code, or do you just look at yourself and think cool, suave, sophisticated, debonair ? or perhaps you see yourself as shy and reserved with a burning desire to learn floristry? maybe a laugh a minute jack the lad with a host of rib tickling corkers up your sleeve? You must have some idea of how you see yourself...there is no wrong answer!
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: vampslord on April 07, 2012, 05:46:11 AMYeah, it's me. So Ducky told me this board is almost un-moderated. So it's like 4chan for aspie?Here i can take a piss on someone without fearing the banhammer? I like tearing a new one on stupid people, but many forum dont like it too much, too many over-sensitive cry babies...Anyway time for me to lurk for a new avatar...I hope that you are not a major league retard like Bruce and Cupcake are vampslord.
Yeah, it's me. So Ducky told me this board is almost un-moderated. So it's like 4chan for aspie?Here i can take a piss on someone without fearing the banhammer? I like tearing a new one on stupid people, but many forum dont like it too much, too many over-sensitive cry babies...Anyway time for me to lurk for a new avatar...
Quote from: PPK on April 09, 2012, 05:44:10 PMQuote from: vampslord on April 07, 2012, 05:46:11 AMYeah, it's me. So Ducky told me this board is almost un-moderated. So it's like 4chan for aspie?Here i can take a piss on someone without fearing the banhammer? I like tearing a new one on stupid people, but many forum dont like it too much, too many over-sensitive cry babies...Anyway time for me to lurk for a new avatar...I hope that you are not a major league retard like Bruce and Cupcake are vampslord.No. But i aspire to it!
Quote from: Mr. Cumberdale on April 10, 2012, 10:43:36 AMQuote from: Kapkao on April 10, 2012, 10:38:13 AMlol, srsly?I could have a social life, if I wanted one. Problem is... they feel over-rated to me.Is that what your Mommy told you?Sorry to burst your bubble, but you are not as special as she has been saying all this time. She sounds like a good woman, trying to inflate her son's ego as she does. It's what parent's do, god bless em. I have 2 kids myself, and I will always tell them they are the greatest people ever. But I do know that eventually they will interact with the real world and they will receive real opinions from real people.You can't have a social life. Even if Mommy introduced you to her bingo club or her church group they would soon realize what a defective jackass she raised. It's best if you don't embarrass her like that. Especially after all she has been doing for you. (making your bed, washing your clothes, cutting the crusts off your sandwiches) Pure awesome, crumblebottom.
Quote from: Kapkao on April 10, 2012, 10:38:13 AMlol, srsly?I could have a social life, if I wanted one. Problem is... they feel over-rated to me.Is that what your Mommy told you?Sorry to burst your bubble, but you are not as special as she has been saying all this time. She sounds like a good woman, trying to inflate her son's ego as she does. It's what parent's do, god bless em. I have 2 kids myself, and I will always tell them they are the greatest people ever. But I do know that eventually they will interact with the real world and they will receive real opinions from real people.You can't have a social life. Even if Mommy introduced you to her bingo club or her church group they would soon realize what a defective jackass she raised. It's best if you don't embarrass her like that. Especially after all she has been doing for you. (making your bed, washing your clothes, cutting the crusts off your sandwiches)
lol, srsly?I could have a social life, if I wanted one. Problem is... they feel over-rated to me.
I thing i'll turn her basement into a home for pederast... So i can have both the cake and icing!
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
