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who needs a straight razor...
« on: April 02, 2012, 11:29:36 PM »
when you have a swiss army knife so fucking sharp you can remove hair like the death star removes planets [+1 from the nerds for star wars reference?  :autism:]

sereously, my friend / mothers landlord gave me a ceramic sharpener and i ran my swiss army knife through it about 20 times, than promptly tested how sharp it was by trying to shave the hair on my forarm, to my supprise it actually took most of the hair off.

than i had an ocd moment and did not like having a little bald patch on my forarm and promptly shaved the entire thing.

i now have miss-matched forarms.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 11:31:33 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2012, 11:29:36 PM
when you have a swiss army knife so fucking sharp you can remove hair like the death star removes planets [+1 from the nerds for star wars reference?  :autism:]

sereously, my friend / mothers landlord gave me a ceramic sharpener and i ran my swiss army knife through it about 20 times, than promptly tested how sharp it was by trying to shave the hair on my forarm, to my supprise it actually took most of the hair off.

than i had an ocd moment and did not like having a little bald patch on my forarm and promptly shaved the entire thing.

i now have miss-matched forarms.

I'm sorry that your forearms are now mis-matched.  Must be time to practice on the other arm.  If you decide to shave your pubic hair with the knife will you post a video?
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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2012, 11:32:16 PM »
There is a big difference in shaving hair on your arm versus shaving your face. But have fun shaving with your swiss army knife if you don't mind a cut up face.  :thumbup:
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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2012, 12:32:02 AM »
Quote from: PPK on April 02, 2012, 11:32:16 PM
There is a big difference in shaving hair on your arm versus shaving your face. But have fun shaving with your swiss army knife if you don't mind a cut up face.  :thumbup:

oh for sure... i could pull it off with minimal jugular damage though i am sure.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2012, 03:16:44 AM »
If the knife is sharp enough, it'll work! OK, since you want  :plus: so much....!
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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2012, 05:53:04 AM »
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2012, 11:29:36 PM
when you have a swiss army knife so fucking sharp you can remove hair like the death star removes planets [+1 from the nerds for star wars reference?  :autism:]

sereously, my friend / mothers landlord gave me a ceramic sharpener and i ran my swiss army knife through it about 20 times, than promptly tested how sharp it was by trying to shave the hair on my forarm, to my supprise it actually took most of the hair off.

than i had an ocd moment and did not like having a little bald patch on my forarm and promptly shaved the entire thing.

i now have miss-matched forarms.

Does one arm feel colder than the other now?
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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2012, 05:54:08 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 05:53:04 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2012, 11:29:36 PM
when you have a swiss army knife so fucking sharp you can remove hair like the death star removes planets [+1 from the nerds for star wars reference?  :autism:]

sereously, my friend / mothers landlord gave me a ceramic sharpener and i ran my swiss army knife through it about 20 times, than promptly tested how sharp it was by trying to shave the hair on my forarm, to my supprise it actually took most of the hair off.

than i had an ocd moment and did not like having a little bald patch on my forarm and promptly shaved the entire thing.

i now have miss-matched forarms.

Does one arm feel colder than the other now?

And, since you are wooing me, is that shaven arm going to get prickly soon?
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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2012, 07:08:56 AM »
Probably had to do the other forearm? Then, felt odd about the upper arms, so did them, too?
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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2012, 02:23:44 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 05:53:04 AM
Does one arm feel colder than the other now?


no. i dont have really hairy arms unfortunately.


Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 05:54:08 AM

And, since you are wooing me, is that shaven arm going to get prickly soon?


i have stuble allready if you look close but its not prickly.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2012, 02:26:46 PM »
Ah, Swiss army knives sharp as scalpels, a knife nut's dream.
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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2012, 02:56:34 PM »
It one of those with hundreds of different things on it, btw?
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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2012, 02:57:55 PM »
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 02:56:34 PM
It one of those with hundreds of different things on it, btw?

See for yourself: http://www.swissarmy.com/us
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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2012, 03:01:37 PM »
Yeah? They come with varying numbers of bits; I had one, with god knows how many things on it, myself!
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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2012, 12:09:46 AM »
I use a bic razor. i tryed a electric razor once, and didnt feel the same connection as all those years shaving with a razor so i stayed
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Re: who needs a straight razor...
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2012, 12:56:49 AM »
Quote from: machine head on April 04, 2012, 12:09:46 AM
I use a bic razor. i tryed a electric razor once, and didnt feel the same connection as all those years shaving with a razor so i stayed

Hope you cut your big fuckin peter off with the razor...

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