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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2012, 03:12:33 PM »
Yep, it obviously makes some difference!
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2012, 03:13:49 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2012, 03:03:37 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2012, 10:47:16 AM
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its okay hyke, i can be your rebound lover... queen v shouldnt mind, shes just my whore

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2012, 03:15:24 PM »
Disgraceful!
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2012, 04:09:58 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2012, 03:06:23 PM
Oh Zippo, I'm all going shy here.  :eyelash:






I hope you don't mind me not wearing high heels. Cows don't do well on those.

in case you didnt notice, i dont wear heals either....

so no i dont mind
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2012, 04:28:16 PM »
Cool  8)
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM »
Ah, blossoming romance......
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2012, 12:39:54 AM »
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2012, 01:29:59 AM »
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2012, 01:45:18 AM »
Awww, how sweet! Poor Al, though.
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2012, 01:49:47 AM »
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 01:45:18 AM
Awww, how sweet! Poor Al, though.

What, he was the one wooing Her Majesty, behind my back.


He can try and compete Zippo. Zippo made a massive faux pas.
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2012, 01:52:37 AM »
I'm sure you & Al will sort that out, you've been 'together' so long, Hykes. Zippo might have to 'woo' some other, um, cow.....
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2012, 07:00:24 AM »
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2012, 03:03:37 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2012, 10:47:16 AM
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its okay hyke, i can be your rebound lover... queen v shouldnt mind, shes just my whore

Ah nothing like a streak of insane jealousy from Sir_Les. Zippo selects his weapon for a duel. A razor sharp rapier. Sir_Les clearly older, slower and less unfit, unfairly weights the odds in his favour, with one of Part's chainsaws. Before Zippo can say "Hang on that is not an approved weapon!'. Les has Hyke over his shoulder and sprints her away to his love nest, whilst Parts on (Qv's regal guidance) buries the dismembered Zippo in a shallow grave full of commercial lime.
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2012, 07:13:36 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on April 03, 2012, 07:00:24 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2012, 03:03:37 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2012, 10:47:16 AM
:bigcry:

its okay hyke, i can be your rebound lover... queen v shouldnt mind, shes just my whore

Ah nothing like a streak of insane jealousy from Sir_Les. Zippo selects his weapon for a duel. A razor sharp rapier. Sir_Les clearly older, slower and less unfit, unfairly weights the odds in his favour, with one of Part's chainsaws. Before Zippo can say "Hang on that is not an approved weapon!'. Les has Hyke over his shoulder and sprints her away to his love nest, whilst Parts on (Qv's regal guidance) buries the dismembered Zippo in a shallow grave full of commercial lime.
Peace is restored to the land of I2 and almost everyone lives happily every after.  :angel:
Apart from, well, Parts, presumably? Besides, my asshole hurts!
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2012, 07:29:39 AM »
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 07:13:36 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on April 03, 2012, 07:00:24 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2012, 03:03:37 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2012, 10:47:16 AM
:bigcry:

its okay hyke, i can be your rebound lover... queen v shouldnt mind, shes just my whore

Ah nothing like a streak of insane jealousy from Sir_Les. Zippo selects his weapon for a duel. A razor sharp rapier. Sir_Les clearly older, slower and less unfit, unfairly weights the odds in his favour, with one of Part's chainsaws. Before Zippo can say "Hang on that is not an approved weapon!'. Les has Hyke over his shoulder and sprints her away to his love nest, whilst Parts on (Qv's regal guidance) buries the dismembered Zippo in a shallow grave full of commercial lime.
Peace is restored to the land of I2 and almost everyone lives happily every after.  :angel:
Apart from, well, Parts, presumably? Besides, my asshole hurts!

I was thinking, Zippo.
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2012, 07:50:56 AM »
Zippo's a lighter, surely?
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