Why don't vampires usually get women pregnant?They can't come inside without permission.
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multi tasking?
Quote from: bodaccea on October 10, 2012, 04:28:49 AMmulti tasking? Mending tomato plants while filing your taxes?
Quote from: odeon on October 14, 2012, 01:38:34 AMQuote from: bodaccea on October 10, 2012, 04:28:49 AMmulti tasking? Mending tomato plants while filing your taxes?Gosh you are a slave driver - I could never do all three
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I know I will regret posting this, but I'm craving some jellied tongue on white bread with mayonnaise. Cows tongue, not sex tongue.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I hate to be predictable buti am thinking about being bent over and...well...you know the rest
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 14, 2012, 03:44:19 AMI know I will regret posting this, but I'm craving some jellied tongue on white bread with mayonnaise. Cows tongue, not sex tongue. We used to sell head cheese and jellied corned beef at the deli where I worked! I was always a bit surprised when some adventurous soul actually bought some.