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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #210 on: October 10, 2012, 04:39:10 AM »
Like: filling in a crossword puzzle, whilst on the phone with brother, kettle on.. and doing some doggy action?

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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #211 on: October 14, 2012, 01:38:34 AM »
multi tasking? :eyebrows:

Mending tomato plants while filing your taxes?
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #212 on: October 14, 2012, 02:07:18 AM »
multi tasking? :eyebrows:

Mending tomato plants while filing your taxes?
Gosh you are a slave driver  -  I could never do all three :o
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #213 on: October 14, 2012, 02:28:54 AM »
multi tasking? :eyebrows:

Mending tomato plants while filing your taxes?
Gosh you are a slave driver  -  I could never do all three :o

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #214 on: October 14, 2012, 03:44:19 AM »
I know I will regret posting this, but I'm craving some jellied tongue on white bread with mayonnaise.  Cows tongue, not sex tongue.
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #215 on: October 14, 2012, 04:42:50 AM »
Craving some female company; not of the hot steamy sex kind though, I'm just kind of lonely.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #216 on: October 14, 2012, 09:49:38 AM »
I know I will regret posting this, but I'm craving some jellied tongue on white bread with mayonnaise.  Cows tongue, not sex tongue.

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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #217 on: October 14, 2012, 05:46:48 PM »
I know I will regret posting this, but I'm craving some jellied tongue on white bread with mayonnaise.  Cows tongue, not sex tongue.

  We used to sell head cheese and jellied corned beef at the deli where I worked!
   I was always a bit surprised when some adventurous soul actually bought some.  :laugh:
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #218 on: October 14, 2012, 05:51:31 PM »
I hate to be predictable

but

i am thinking about  being bent over  and...well...you know the rest :P

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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #219 on: October 14, 2012, 07:20:03 PM »
I know I will regret posting this, but I'm craving some jellied tongue on white bread with mayonnaise.  Cows tongue, not sex tongue.

  We used to sell head cheese and jellied corned beef at the deli where I worked!
   I was always a bit surprised when some adventurous soul actually bought some.  :laugh:


Head cheese is made from pork shoulder these days.  It's still called hogs head cheese in Southern Louisiana.  For parties, we'll melt it, add a little bit of lemon juice and re-jell it in hor d'oevre tins.  Fancy and tasty.  I will take a slice or two of hogs head cheese and melt it into PA's soups if they're the vegetarian kind.  Add some protein and substance to them.
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #220 on: October 14, 2012, 11:49:47 PM »
Morphine; I just woke up hours early thanks the really intense pain in my leg.  As it is, I'll just have to hope that 1000mg paracetamol does something.  I think this is the worst it's ever been.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #221 on: October 15, 2012, 05:48:37 AM »
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: what are you craving?
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #223 on: October 15, 2012, 06:42:55 AM »
Cheesecake
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #224 on: October 15, 2012, 08:17:57 AM »
Some more alone days.
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