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Offline lutra

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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #135 on: June 28, 2012, 05:38:37 AM »
So.. you're heading towards Hoek van Holland.. whilst I'm on a ferry towards Harwich..

Bugger, that's not going to work, is it?  :hahaha:
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #136 on: June 28, 2012, 05:48:11 AM »
I have done that crossing many times... it takes about seven hours.  Leaving you enough time to visit the duty free shop ;)


 :thumbdn: Dover to Calais is such a quickie!  for novices only  :viking: :viking: :viking:
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #137 on: June 28, 2012, 12:23:44 PM »
Quote from: pleasure model on June 28, 2012, 04:35:22 AM
Sex, submissive sex, outdoor sex, loud sex, hotel sex, nearly-getting-caught-sex, roadside sex, submissive sex, sex in a thunderstorm, lift sex, hot sex, fireside sex, quick sex, frantic sex, slow sex, sleepy sex, submissive sex, sex with mirrors, sex with toys, floor sex, bed sex, shower sex, train sex, fumbling in the dark sex, lights on sex, submissive sex, planned sex, surprise sex, fully clothed sex, naked sex, stockings and suspender sex, just boots on sex,  exhibitionist sex,  sex in public,  secret sex, submissive sex, gentle sex,  hard sex,  rough  sex, sexy sex,  multiple sex,  controlled sex, morning sex, drunken sex, pleasing him sex,  slave sex,  gymnastic karma sutra sex, role play sex,  sex, sex and just plain old sex. :P

All at once?  Doesn't that tire you out?
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #138 on: June 28, 2012, 12:33:10 PM »
nah! that is probably about a weeks worth >:D
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #139 on: June 30, 2012, 02:20:26 PM »
Quote from: pleasure model on June 28, 2012, 04:35:22 AM
Sex, submissive sex, outdoor sex, loud sex, hotel sex, nearly-getting-caught-sex, roadside sex, submissive sex, sex in a thunderstorm, lift sex, hot sex, fireside sex, quick sex, frantic sex, slow sex, sleepy sex, submissive sex, sex with mirrors, sex with toys, floor sex, bed sex, shower sex, train sex, fumbling in the dark sex, lights on sex, submissive sex, planned sex, surprise sex, fully clothed sex, naked sex, stockings and suspender sex, just boots on sex,  exhibitionist sex,  sex in public,  secret sex, submissive sex, gentle sex,  hard sex,  rough  sex, sexy sex,  multiple sex,  controlled sex, morning sex, drunken sex, pleasing him sex,  slave sex,  gymnastic karma sutra sex, role play sex,  sex, sex and just plain old sex. :P

Yes, but what do you really want?
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #140 on: June 30, 2012, 04:52:42 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 30, 2012, 02:20:26 PM
Quote from: pleasure model on June 28, 2012, 04:35:22 AM
Sex, submissive sex, outdoor sex, loud sex, hotel sex, nearly-getting-caught-sex, roadside sex, submissive sex, sex in a thunderstorm, lift sex, hot sex, fireside sex, quick sex, frantic sex, slow sex, sleepy sex, submissive sex, sex with mirrors, sex with toys, floor sex, bed sex, shower sex, train sex, fumbling in the dark sex, lights on sex, submissive sex, planned sex, surprise sex, fully clothed sex, naked sex, stockings and suspender sex, just boots on sex,  exhibitionist sex,  sex in public,  secret sex, submissive sex, gentle sex,  hard sex,  rough  sex, sexy sex,  multiple sex,  controlled sex, morning sex, drunken sex, pleasing him sex,  slave sex,  gymnastic karma sutra sex, role play sex,  sex, sex and just plain old sex. :P

Yes, but what do you really want?

I have just read post again,  and i must admit,  i can see where the ambiguity lies!  I shall have to be more clearer in the future.

right now i want a coffee with all milk and one sugar
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #141 on: July 01, 2012, 12:39:32 AM »
Right now..? a couple of oxycontin, a micron filter and a syringe.

Annoyingly, I'll have to wait until tomorrow for my  new rx. In the meantime, I think I'll brew up some poppy pod tea, I have a bag of pods and poppy straw from last years harvest, along with some 5-(2-aminopropyl)indole, I've had a couple of small bumps of that, insufflated off the tip of my lockknife to wake me up. Its the benzofuran analog of MDMA. Not really experienced with it, its been sitting in my bedside cabinet for ages, but I figured I might as well bring it out and put it to the test today ^_^

Other stuff I'm craving-a meatball, olive, and chilli cheese sub, but I have no money until I next get paid :/
And a shot of methoxetamine (a PCE/ketamine analog) That should arrive tomorrow, I've had 10g shipped via priority airmail. Its coming from spain though, so it might take a couple more days.
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #142 on: July 01, 2012, 09:01:24 AM »
Craving morphine right now. A few big gulps of oral morphine, its available, albeit in very limited quantities here in the UK. I have to go round several shops and clear then out of J Collis brown'es mixture-its OTC, containing 20mg morphine per bottle. Tastes pretty foul, but it gets the job done.
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #143 on: July 01, 2012, 10:02:37 AM »
Quote from: pleasure model on June 28, 2012, 04:35:22 AM
Sex, submissive sex, outdoor sex, loud sex, hotel sex, nearly-getting-caught-sex, roadside sex, submissive sex, sex in a thunderstorm, lift sex, hot sex, fireside sex, quick sex, frantic sex, slow sex, sleepy sex, submissive sex, sex with mirrors, sex with toys, floor sex, bed sex, shower sex, train sex, fumbling in the dark sex, lights on sex, submissive sex, planned sex, surprise sex, fully clothed sex, naked sex, stockings and suspender sex, just boots on sex,  exhibitionist sex,  sex in public,  secret sex, submissive sex, gentle sex,  hard sex,  rough  sex, sexy sex,  multiple sex,  controlled sex, morning sex, drunken sex, pleasing him sex,  slave sex,  gymnastic karma sutra sex, role play sex,  sex, sex and just plain old sex. :P

  I sense a pattern.  I have Ass Burgers Disease.  We see patterns.  :nerdy:
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #144 on: July 01, 2012, 11:40:07 AM »
Here is a pattern for you CBC



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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #145 on: July 01, 2012, 02:31:10 PM »
    ^ EYES!  Eyes everywhere, looking at me!   :GA:
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #146 on: July 01, 2012, 03:40:16 PM »
My needs are simple tonight.  Just the frantic sex would do.  Maybe a small brandy.
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #147 on: July 01, 2012, 04:26:02 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 01, 2012, 02:31:10 PM
    ^ EYES!  Eyes everywhere, looking at me!   :GA:

I've got this ex uncle, who would be telling you that those are no eyes, but vaginas. And, that you are a very sordid woman, looking at that picture.

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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #148 on: July 01, 2012, 09:06:47 PM »
 A bacon ultimate cheeseburger!!!!!!!!
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Re: what are you craving?
« Reply #149 on: July 05, 2012, 04:14:21 PM »
Sleep.
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