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WHAT THE HELL!?
« on: February 25, 2012, 02:49:38 AM »
WHEN THE FUCK DID I DOWNLOAD KELLY CLARKSON ON MY [old] macbook!?

fo sereous, i did not do that... i dont know how it got there

i bet it was my sister or somethin.

but fo sereous. when the fuck did that get there!?
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2012, 04:39:01 AM »
Quote from: Zippo on February 25, 2012, 02:49:38 AM
WHEN THE FUCK DID I DOWNLOAD KELLY CLARKSON ON MY [old] macbook!?

fo sereous, i did not do that... i dont know how it got there

i bet it was my sister or somethin.

but fo sereous. when the fuck did that get there!?

after deliberation i have come to the conclusion that i as a person did not download this shitty music.

 my penis did.

my ex convinced me to get this shit and it can and HAS been deleted.

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2012, 03:32:29 PM »
Sure, sure...blame it on the ex. ::)

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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2012, 03:44:23 PM »
And she downloaded those Justin Bieber ones you have on there also I suppose :zoinks:
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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2012, 05:00:22 PM »
Justin Bieber is my secret weapon.

All I have to do is tell my son & his friends that I'll upload videos of Justin to their facebook pages, and they miraculously settle down and stop trashing the house. >:D

It's unbelievable. :zoinks:

   
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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2012, 06:25:01 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on February 25, 2012, 05:00:22 PM
Justin Bieber is my secret weapon.

All I have to do is tell my son & his friends that I'll upload videos of Justin to their facebook pages, and they miraculously settle down and stop trashing the house. >:D

It's unbelievable. :zoinks:

 
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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2012, 06:26:36 PM »
justin beiber is gonna be 18 soon. just sayin
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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2012, 11:39:10 PM »
Quote from: eris on February 25, 2012, 06:26:36 PM
justin beiber is gonna be 18 soon. just sayin

the reason i can think of for you thinking of that is because you wanna fuck him.  :probe:
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2012, 11:40:57 PM »
hey i didnt say NUTHIN :X
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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2012, 11:42:25 PM »
17 gets you 25 ;)
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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2012, 11:43:24 PM »
Who is Kelly Clarkson?  (Rhetorical question, since I don't want to know.)

I finally saw an advert for the Justin Bieber toothbrush - 9.95.  Now you can threaten to wash your kid's mouth out with soap and Justin Bieber.   
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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2012, 01:18:06 AM »
Thankfully Justin Bieber seems to be on his way out from this household.
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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2012, 01:49:28 AM »


Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 25, 2012, 11:43:24 PM
Who is Kelly Clarkson?  (Rhetorical question, since I don't want to know.)


ohhhh, I like her.
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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2012, 12:25:31 PM »
Quote from: eris on February 25, 2012, 06:26:36 PM
justin beiber is gonna be 18 soon. just sayin

If 4Chan and the general internets are to be believed , I have more chance with him than you.  :nerdy:

As much as I detest his music , he is kind of attractive , I'm a horrible filthy pervert. (emo)
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Re: WHAT THE HELL!?
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2012, 09:04:10 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on February 25, 2012, 02:49:38 AM
WHEN THE FUCK DID I DOWNLOAD KELLY CLARKSON ON MY [old] macbook!?

fo sereous, i did not do that... i dont know how it got there

i bet it was my sister or somethin.

but fo sereous. when the fuck did that get there!?

Sure, that's what they all say... We know of your secret fetish now. :orly:
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