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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #645 on: January 22, 2013, 10:11:29 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 21, 2013, 05:26:50 PM

Why would a man be confused about someone overestimating by an inch?

Faux News spent a day on this I guess  :GA:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #646 on: January 22, 2013, 07:41:33 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #647 on: January 26, 2013, 02:39:57 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #648 on: January 26, 2013, 02:40:33 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #649 on: January 26, 2013, 06:20:17 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 26, 2013, 02:40:33 PM


IIRC, the shortest science fiction story was, "They came."
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #650 on: January 27, 2013, 10:10:07 AM »
Which could also double as the shortest erotic fiction?
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #651 on: January 27, 2013, 11:02:05 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on January 27, 2013, 10:10:07 AM
Which could also double as the shortest erotic fiction?
Nope, sorry, that's taken by (.)(.)
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #652 on: January 27, 2013, 11:30:44 AM »
That's not a story, that's an emoticon.  :hitler:
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #653 on: January 27, 2013, 12:36:18 PM »
It's the story of an emoticon. :hitler:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #654 on: January 28, 2013, 10:34:27 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on January 27, 2013, 10:10:07 AM
Which could also double as the shortest erotic fiction?

"He came" is two letters shorter  :zoinks:

EDIT: Duh, "I came" is even shorter than that.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #655 on: January 28, 2013, 11:46:54 AM »
Quote from: One L on January 28, 2013, 10:34:27 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on January 27, 2013, 10:10:07 AM
Which could also double as the shortest erotic fiction?

"He came" is two letters shorter  :zoinks:

EDIT: Duh, "I came" is even shorter than that.

But still fiction? :P
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #656 on: January 28, 2013, 12:50:57 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 28, 2013, 11:46:54 AM
Quote from: One L on January 28, 2013, 10:34:27 AM
Quote from: Pyraxis on January 27, 2013, 10:10:07 AM
Which could also double as the shortest erotic fiction?

"He came" is two letters shorter  :zoinks:

EDIT: Duh, "I came" is even shorter than that.

But still fiction? :P

Hard to say absent further context ;)
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #657 on: January 29, 2013, 06:56:22 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
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