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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #180 on: May 07, 2012, 07:08:30 PM »
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #181 on: May 08, 2012, 12:43:47 PM »
Neither did I.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #182 on: May 08, 2012, 06:15:52 PM »
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You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #183 on: May 08, 2012, 06:44:08 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #185 on: May 09, 2012, 01:13:42 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #186 on: May 09, 2012, 06:41:26 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #187 on: May 09, 2012, 06:51:09 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #188 on: May 09, 2012, 06:58:57 PM »
Michelle Bachmann is now a swiss citizen:



Now that she’s a Swiss citizen, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) can vote and run for office in the country, but won’t be subject to its health insurance mandate.


So what rights does Swiss citizenship confer?

It includes the option — some might say responsibility — to engage in the country’s participatory democracy. Each year, the country votes in four referendums relating to constitutional reform or grassroots-sponsored ballot questions; 100,000 votes are needed to trigger a referendum vote.

For example, had Bachmann been a Swiss citizen in 2005, she would have been eligible to vote in the landmark referendum legalizing absinthe, an alcoholic beverage with Swiss roots that had been constitutionally banned since October 1910.

Bachmann could vote via absentee ballot or the country’s online voting system. The country has about 5 million registered voters, according to ElectionGuide, with voter turnout ranging from 30 to 55 percent for each referendum.

However, Bachmann will not be forced to adhere to Switzerland’s health insurance mandate, which, in reference to President Barack Obama’s health care law, she has denounced as unconstitutional.



Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0512/76113.html#ixzz1uQM21hcn

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #189 on: May 09, 2012, 07:28:21 PM »

its OK, you can still marry your sister in North Carolina, so things are still calm in the trailer parks across the state :headbang2:

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #190 on: May 10, 2012, 06:35:43 AM »
Michelle Bachmann is now a swiss citizen:



Now that she’s a Swiss citizen, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) can vote and run for office in the country, but won’t be subject to its health insurance mandate.


So what rights does Swiss citizenship confer?

It includes the option — some might say responsibility — to engage in the country’s participatory democracy. Each year, the country votes in four referendums relating to constitutional reform or grassroots-sponsored ballot questions; 100,000 votes are needed to trigger a referendum vote.

For example, had Bachmann been a Swiss citizen in 2005, she would have been eligible to vote in the landmark referendum legalizing absinthe, an alcoholic beverage with Swiss roots that had been constitutionally banned since October 1910.

Bachmann could vote via absentee ballot or the country’s online voting system. The country has about 5 million registered voters, according to ElectionGuide, with voter turnout ranging from 30 to 55 percent for each referendum.

However, Bachmann will not be forced to adhere to Switzerland’s health insurance mandate, which, in reference to President Barack Obama’s health care law, she has denounced as unconstitutional.



Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0512/76113.html#ixzz1uQM21hcn

Voting for women in Switzerland is a very fresh right.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #191 on: May 10, 2012, 08:42:54 AM »
That shows how serious she was about running for president.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #192 on: May 10, 2012, 06:42:46 PM »
http://acflr.org/

My first thought:  So what about people who know mommy prolly kept right on drinking?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #193 on: May 10, 2012, 06:45:15 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #194 on: May 11, 2012, 12:58:55 PM »
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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