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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1695 on: November 06, 2022, 10:01:32 PM »
Don't let it touch you!
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1696 on: November 06, 2022, 10:03:48 PM »
All one continous line on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Amazing!
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1697 on: November 06, 2022, 10:17:47 PM »
Avoid these birds. In fact, avoid Australia in general, to be safe.
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Anyone who doubts that some dinosaurs have evolved into modern day birds should have a closer look and a longer think.
Famous last words: "Yeah, it's as tall as I am, but it only weighs a hundred pounds or so. Besides, it's a bird, FFS."


Cassowary clawed foot compared to a human hand.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1698 on: November 06, 2022, 10:23:03 PM »
Lordy Gods!! Hot rod racing yacht, anyone?

Anything connected to that mizzen mast or fore mast scares the crap out of me!
You must shift and rotate the aft mast sails once in a while to maintain a forward course. Can you imagine the forces you must defeat. No wimpy sailors on this boat!
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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1699 on: November 07, 2022, 06:11:35 PM »
Anyone who doubts that some dinosaurs have evolved into modern day birds

That old question, what came first the chicken or the egg? I've always said, the answer depends on if a person believes the bible or Darwin.  :lol1:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1700 on: November 08, 2022, 06:42:42 AM »
I am pretty sure, except for some few oddly ignorant zealot types, that this is a settled argument. No reason to carry any of it forward.
Plenty of questions remain, but noting the facts of evolution is hardly one of them.

It is the eggs which carry changes into the variability of THE life forces.
If you must say God did this, then enjoy your search for the magnificence of God within the adaptability of life as other things around those parental egg creators alter their offspring in accordance with God's Will.
It must be your God's Will that allowed us to all become creators of life through reproduction.

One example, irrefutable, is found near Chernobyl where the light green frogs have changed to nearly black, due to increased melanin production in offspring to protect them from radiation that harmed the parents.

The parents laid those eggs which changed the life of those offspring for the better.
It's not an either or, most especially NOT if you are willing to "believe" in an all knowing intelligence at the wheel.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1701 on: November 08, 2022, 07:07:29 AM »
Ever shake hands with a bald eagle?
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1702 on: November 08, 2022, 10:48:29 AM »
Don't pet the fluffy cows!

This one is being treated by a veterinarian after it won a scuffle with a pickup truck. It weighs over three thousand pounds.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1703 on: November 08, 2022, 10:56:48 AM »
Found some of these following a concern about Yosemite hiking trails closing early this year.
The USGS has been monitoring a rise in the elevation of certain areas that have them jumping through hoops trying to understand why.

Some places have risen more than six centimeters since the beginning of summer.

Some rise and fall is normal, especially near geysers, but this is not a good sign and a bit too much to ignore.

I'm not saying have a laugh at the Super Volcano so close to us, but just identifying the theme I seem to have taken on this thread lately.
Some animal are pics from Yosemite sites.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1704 on: November 08, 2022, 04:13:48 PM »
Sorry, Odeon, that this has to be so big, but if any are to have a chance to read it at all, it needs to be bigger than I usually post.
I do not speak the language, but it looks like favorable marks for this seventeen year old kid.

I love the fact it is mostly written in cursive! Even stylized, cursive shows commitment!
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1705 on: November 10, 2022, 07:03:23 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1706 on: November 12, 2022, 11:45:02 PM »
From another online "friend's" siggy:

"I do not have a Bucket List, but my Fuck It List is a mile long!"

I can identify!
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1707 on: November 20, 2022, 11:46:34 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1708 on: November 24, 2022, 04:42:16 PM »
Sometimes, vandalism just works!
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1709 on: November 24, 2022, 04:42:51 PM »
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.