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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1215 on: December 16, 2017, 12:42:40 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1216 on: December 19, 2017, 06:34:28 AM »
This thread always perplexes me, since I am incapable of making anyone laugh.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1217 on: December 22, 2017, 11:20:28 AM »
Not sure anybody else will find this funny, but a really old memory just surfaced for no apparent reason, and made me chuckle all over again.

I was doing "A" level Physics (that's high-school level to you Americans, I believe) as a mature student at a local College.  One tutor  (Mr Bell) taught Thermodynacics , Mechanics , etc.  the other taught Fields,  Waves, Elctromagnetism  etc.

Anyway, one day  I attemted to excuse myself, early  from one of Mr Bell's  classes by saying that I "had to go and see the Electricity Board" (Quite true . They were threatening to cut me off for non-payment of my bill, if I didn't get up there and sort it out  fast). 

Mr Bell responded with: "Why don't you just go up the corridor and knock on his door, once we're finished?"

I stared at him in puzzlement, then repeated myself.

"Ohhhhh! " exclaimed Mr Bell. "You have  to see the Electricity Board!  I get it, now.  I thought you said you  had to see the Electricity bod." (meaning the other tutor  :LOL:


(Btw, that was back in the eighties. I looked at the modern Physics syllabus , not long ago, and it's  radically different, nowadays, completely dumbed down. They've take all the maths out of it! and the texbooks now look like coffee -table books. Heck , those kids will get a shock -and-a- half  when they get to   Uni)

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1218 on: December 22, 2017, 04:33:57 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1219 on: February 23, 2018, 03:43:14 PM »
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1220 on: September 20, 2018, 02:00:26 PM »
:kitten: OBSESSIVE AILUROPHILE :kitten:


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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1221 on: September 22, 2018, 11:46:36 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1222 on: October 22, 2018, 08:24:39 PM »
I don't know who this lady is, but I love her. :GA:

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1223 on: October 31, 2018, 04:47:31 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1225 on: November 03, 2018, 05:54:18 AM »
Thanks, MOSW. That's weird. It was showing when I posted it.  :dunno:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1226 on: July 30, 2019, 03:01:40 AM »
Thanks, MOSW. That's weird. It was showing when I posted it.  :dunno:

You're obviously too old to be able to post images. Not to mention smelly.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1227 on: July 30, 2019, 03:07:30 AM »
Paddy walked into a bar and said to the barman "I'll have 3 Irish whiskies thanks, straight".

His friend Mick saw him and said "This is the first time I've seen you order hard liquor Paddy, normally you're a Guinness man like me. What's the occasion?".

Paddy said "I just had my first blowjob".

Mick said "Wow Paddy, congratulations! Let me buy you a whisky as well!!!".

Paddy replied "It's okay Mick, if 3 doesn't get the taste out of my mouth I doubt if 4 will".
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1228 on: July 30, 2019, 10:30:08 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1229 on: September 11, 2019, 07:15:39 AM »






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