You can call celibates whatever you want.They just don't give a fuck
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Q: What do you call a perfectly fabulous brownie that is also gluten-free, sugar-free, fat-free and vegan?A: Potting soil.
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A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Just spotted this in the newsbox.QuoteA QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: DirtDawg on September 11, 2016, 11:06:38 AMQ: What do you call a perfectly fabulous brownie that is also gluten-free, sugar-free, fat-free and vegan?A: Potting soil.Sorry, that doesn't make me laugh that makes me cry. You just described my diet . No, hang on , I can have the sugar! I was recently looking at sugar-free chocolate bars and it's like Wow!! they've cut out ALL of the bits I can eat. (can't do cocoa and dairy, either)
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Quote from: DirtDawg on September 11, 2016, 11:06:38 AMQ: What do you call a perfectly fabulous brownie that is also gluten-free, sugar-free, fat-free and vegan?A: Potting soil.BUT IS IT ORGANIC AND DOES IT CONTAIN PESTICIDES
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 23, 2016, 09:50:23 AM... Who was the guy who used to do that all the time?
Quote from: Jack on September 23, 2016, 04:38:49 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on September 23, 2016, 09:50:23 AM... Who was the guy who used to do that all the time?Me.
Quote from: DirtDawg on September 23, 2016, 04:55:02 PMQuote from: Jack on September 23, 2016, 04:38:49 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on September 23, 2016, 09:50:23 AM... Who was the guy who used to do that all the time?Me.Haven't seen it in so long, thought it was someone else long gone. Why don't you do it anymore? That crap was hilarious.
