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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1650 on: September 28, 2022, 05:32:41 AM »

When you're sleeping comfortably and in your dreams, you find a toilet somewhere, do NOT use it. Trust me on this.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1651 on: September 28, 2022, 05:42:25 AM »
You have got to be fucking kidding me!!

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1652 on: September 29, 2022, 02:08:42 PM »
"Learning to manage an aging bladder can be difficult. For instance you can go from, "Hey, there's something on the radar"  all the way to DEFCON 1 in a matter of seconds."
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1653 on: October 03, 2022, 05:41:59 AM »
 :hyke:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1654 on: October 03, 2022, 05:42:34 AM »
 :headbang2:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1655 on: October 03, 2022, 05:43:07 AM »
Pure genius.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1656 on: October 07, 2022, 09:23:23 AM »
Not so much a laugh as a tip of the hat to brilliant journalism.

"The day of Einstein’s death, while all other photographers and journalists rushed to the hospital to report on his death, only one photographer, Ralph Morse, went to Einstein’s office. He was allowed to go into the office to take the now iconic picture of Einstein’s desk as he had left it."
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1657 on: October 07, 2022, 08:02:49 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1658 on: October 07, 2022, 08:05:49 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1659 on: October 07, 2022, 08:12:01 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1660 on: October 07, 2022, 08:17:54 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1661 on: October 08, 2022, 07:31:45 AM »
"If we let Z be the radius of a Pizza and A be the thickness of the Pizza. Then PIZZA will perfectly calculate its volume."
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1662 on: October 09, 2022, 10:30:29 AM »
"My husband asked if he was doing anything hurtful or harmful that could possibly damage our marriage. Then he got all mad and started acting butthurt just partway through the Power Point presentation I made for him."
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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1663 on: October 13, 2022, 08:28:20 PM »
 :2thumbsup:
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1664 on: October 19, 2022, 02:22:53 PM »
 :LMAO:

I might add a question mark to my arsenal. A very large question mark in red on a random person's driveway.
I would carry a clipboard, too.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.
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