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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1260 on: August 14, 2020, 01:14:55 PM »
I always envision a California map as divided by floods and fires.  :zoinks:

I guess the trick is to live on the bit where the two areas join.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1261 on: August 18, 2020, 07:48:00 PM »
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i2 is well better than watching daytime TV. :zoinks:

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1262 on: August 18, 2020, 08:41:32 PM »
^ It's only true if you add certain franchises other than McDonalds...

I get overly excited for the most random reasons... Cubbies are leading 4 to 1 against the Cardinals, and somehow I started bashing St. Louis BBQ by saying Kansas City BBQ is better.

What's wrong with me?

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1263 on: August 25, 2020, 07:07:09 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1264 on: August 30, 2020, 04:56:47 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1265 on: August 30, 2020, 08:03:35 PM »
^ I like it even though I'm a Trekkie. I do like Star Wars as well though.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1266 on: February 28, 2021, 07:30:27 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1267 on: March 04, 2021, 01:16:19 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1268 on: March 04, 2021, 11:10:08 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1269 on: April 22, 2022, 09:35:50 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1270 on: April 22, 2022, 09:43:12 AM »
One of the nicest onion asses you will ever see.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1271 on: April 22, 2022, 10:29:17 AM »
It's fashion. Get a yak sack handy and look it up.
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1272 on: April 22, 2022, 10:34:32 AM »
Ouch!
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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1273 on: April 24, 2022, 03:35:55 PM »
This may not be funny to some, but ...

I always notice license plates. I can not say why or how I might be better off. I have never identified a criminal or anything useful with this OCD thing. But I can not look at anything without reading it.

So any license plate with "007" or "BAT" anything in it is automatically a winner, to me.

Today, driving my daughter to work I saw a plate #  696 IRL. I could not help but to read that in a perfuntory leet style as "69 girl."

69 Girls always win!!

Unfortunately, the old man driving the car looked to be about my mom's age.
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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh, pt 2
« Reply #1274 on: April 24, 2022, 05:17:53 PM »
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