Both tea and coffee should NEVER be so desecrated as to be contaminated with fluids of bovine origin, ew, how unspeakably vile.
Had a can of special brew super strength lager earlier to wash down my double portion of king prawns in spicy black bean sauce+egg fried rice. Now I'm drinking cloudy fizzy lemonade. LOVE that stuff. Sadly the shop was clean out of pink lemonade though, that I love even better.