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Offline Émile Armand

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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2012, 07:27:38 PM »
I am pondering what Whitney Houston died of.
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2012, 07:31:15 AM »
Drugs perhaps.
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2012, 07:42:41 AM »
Maybe alcohol as well.  She was seen in public Thursday and appeared disheveled.
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2012, 06:00:31 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on February 10, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 10, 2012, 05:59:34 PM
Quote from: Callaway on February 10, 2012, 05:58:44 PM
I'm still pondering the wisdom of digging up a dead Pope and putting his dead body on trial.  How could anyone think that was a good idea?

Need for entertainment?

I think that it was eight or nine months after he died.  Surely he stank?

Modern entertainment is not always stench free, and can bring bowels in uproar too.
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2012, 04:17:24 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on February 12, 2012, 07:42:41 AM
Maybe alcohol as well.  She was seen in public Thursday and appeared disheveled.
Alcohol is a drug.  ;) I think it was a heroin overdose or prescribed pills mixed with alcohol or all. Was she still married to Bobby Brown?
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2012, 08:09:50 PM »


Why have I been jerking off so much?
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2012, 08:15:26 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on February 26, 2012, 08:09:50 PM


Why have I been jerking off so much?

i have been too. well, the female equivalent. My libido has been in overdrive lately. Been like, oh 2 years now :D
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2012, 08:17:04 PM »


Same here. They say men peak at 18, but that has not been the case for me.
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #23 on: February 29, 2012, 09:20:04 AM »
 I'm pondering how glad I am that I no longer have the night job.
 We had to wear T-shirts with the restaurant logo and I'm too fat for mine!  :snowman:
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #24 on: February 29, 2012, 05:32:48 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on February 26, 2012, 08:17:04 PM


Same here. They say men peak at 18, but that has not been the case for me.
Seems to me they usually peak about a week before I start sleeping with them.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #25 on: February 29, 2012, 05:45:26 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 29, 2012, 05:32:48 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on February 26, 2012, 08:17:04 PM


Same here. They say men peak at 18, but that has not been the case for me.
Seems to me they usually peak about a week before I start sleeping with them.

Awww, this must be one of the saddest posts on this forum.



It made me laugh.  :laugh:
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #26 on: February 29, 2012, 06:38:14 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on February 29, 2012, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 29, 2012, 05:32:48 PM
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on February 26, 2012, 08:17:04 PM


Same here. They say men peak at 18, but that has not been the case for me.
Seems to me they usually peak about a week before I start sleeping with them.

Awww, this must be one of the saddest posts on this forum.



It made me laugh.  :laugh:
It's ever-diminishing, but I do hold the hope of someday meeting a guy I can have a committed, romantic relationship with, and still have frequent, good sex and physical intimacy.  Well, at least loneliness depressed me enough that my sex drive's mostly dead anyway.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2012, 04:13:14 PM »
Assume there is a troll.  If you need 3 things for a fire:  heat, fuel and oxygen, then:

Troll = fuel
Membership = fire
Internet = oxygen?

Or is it some other way around?
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2012, 04:29:17 PM »
Hm. I would say:

Troll = heat
Membership = fuel
Internet = oxygen
Drama = fire
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Re: The new and improved Post a something you are a pondering
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