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L A S H E S
« on: January 16, 2012, 04:37:08 AM »
EYELASHES   for  CARS

have you seen these




 :eyelash:


These really make me laugh.  If you are sick enough you can get them here  http://carlashes.com/index.html

The funniest thing on the website is a picture of the woman below,  look at her face
yeah really!  like a pair of cheap plastic eyelashes are gonna make you that excited!  "Oooh it's changed my life"  :hahaha:

Funny though!
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2012, 04:43:39 AM »
You could get steel ones and disembowel pedestrians.
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2012, 04:46:10 AM »
Meh, rather have large bull horns instead.
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2012, 08:26:38 AM »
I think they look funny. I have seen these on two cars. They wouldn't fit on my car as it has pop-up lights.
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2012, 08:43:38 AM »
Not lashes but whiskers.  When I was growing up in Florida Truly Nolen pest control had these cars but the ones I remember had wire whiskers not just painted on ones
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2012, 12:50:47 PM »
First person who puts those on my truck gets ran over.  :zombiefuck:

I used to have eyebrows on my VW at one time. I didn't mind those, whole different look though.


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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2012, 01:07:42 PM »
they remind me of Tara's eyelashes.

I wouldn't want those on my car lol, but I dont have a car

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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2012, 01:09:34 PM »
I always laugh when i see trucks with  balls



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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2012, 01:10:58 PM »
^ bad parking


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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2012, 04:22:48 PM »
First person who puts those on my truck gets ran over.  :zombiefuck:

I used to have eyebrows on my VW at one time. I didn't mind those, whole different look though.



Awww, they were nice.

Now I feel old.
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2012, 05:06:15 PM »
First person who puts those on my truck gets ran over.  :zombiefuck:

I used to have eyebrows on my VW at one time. I didn't mind those, whole different look though.



Awww, they were nice.

Now I feel old.

Old and sentimental.

My granddad had a beetle in that colour.

My grandmother from the other side let her son drive her, in a black beetle.
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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2012, 05:16:39 PM »
Miss my VW, it was bright orange, absolutely no losing it in a parking lot.  ;)

I always laugh when i see trucks with  balls



I have yet to see a pair of those in purple. I need PURPLE damn it! :LOL:

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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2012, 02:47:45 AM »
Miss my VW, it was bright orange, absolutely no losing it in a parking lot.  ;)

I always laugh when i see trucks with  balls



I have yet to see a pair of those in purple. I need PURPLE damn it! :LOL:

Do they serve a function or are they just decorative?

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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2012, 04:23:27 AM »
do they serve a function? lol

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Re: L A S H E S
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2012, 11:03:31 AM »
Decorative.

I don't see them as much as I did before, popularity seems to be dying down.