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Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2011, 09:42:52 AM »
Harrowine sounds like something out of Middle Earth.
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Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2011, 12:13:39 PM »
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Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2012, 10:09:11 AM »
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Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2012, 03:52:02 PM »
now you just need to learn where the clitoris is, and you will be set !
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Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2012, 03:58:57 PM »
Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 03:52:02 PM
now you just need to learn where the clitoris is, and you will be set !

There's only one clitoris?  Who has it and where is she?
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Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2012, 04:00:51 PM »
whoever she is, she is very, very busy
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Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2012, 07:23:04 PM »
Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 03:52:02 PM
now you just need to learn where the clitoris is, and you will be set !
i think i do allready...

its right above the pee hole.... right?
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2012, 07:27:34 PM »
bingo !

you cant really see the pee hole though. just remember, it's at the very top, it's the size of a pearl, it gets hard, and it's very, VERY sensitive ;)
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Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2012, 07:46:11 PM »
Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 07:27:34 PM
bingo !

you cant really see the pee hole though. just remember, it's at the very top, it's the size of a pearl, it gets hard, and it's very, VERY sensitive ;)

thats why you dont use vibrating toothbrushes as a cheep alternative to.. well you know, vibrators!
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2012, 08:21:57 PM »
before i was old enough to buy a vibrator i used an electric toothbrush :D

I just cut the bristles off
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Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2012, 08:30:18 PM »
Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 08:21:57 PM
before i was old enough to buy a vibrator i used an electric toothbrush :D

I just cut the bristles off

you would too...  :zoinks:
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I LURNED SUMTHIN BOUT LIFE!
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2012, 11:42:38 PM »
Quote from: eris on January 05, 2012, 04:00:51 PM
whoever she is, she is very, very busy
I like to occasionally to a stealth stab with my tongue while I am down there.

Usually the thighs begin clapping my ears.
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