At first glance I thought the title of this thread could have been a fat joke.
"Date CBC" = "Do the ton." 
You can make your reservations to date CBC with me. And I'll make sure that you all get a fair chance, and that no one will be getting more favours than another.
Sweet aspie cows make the best pimp mamas! 
We'll share the profits equally, after expenses have been paid.
"Expenses" could cover a lot of your personal shopping, I'm getting a lawyer! 
I know, and those expenses go both ways. You may need to fly to Europe, for a date with Adam. That's expenses too. And, then I will have to look perfect, to await you at the airport, and, I'll have my ferry and train costs. We need rooms, in good hotels. Dating CBC is not going to be cheap at all.
It's beginning to sound like a very glamorous life! Imagine a Weeble in a mink coat! 
And chaperoned by a cow with intricately polished hooves. 
We're gonna be rich!
And, we're going to see the world too.
We'll need a private jet, and a very fast car.
